Tom DeLonge is the greatest known guy in the whole world, hes known for being perverted and gross (but aren't we all), Tom is hott and the greatest quitarist and singer. Hes been in Blink 182, Boxcar Racer and now hes in Angels and Airwaves (like Blink 182 but softer and not as many swears) He is obsessed with aliens and UFO's and he says the only reason he got a computer was to look up UFO websites.
hottest guy, my god, THE GOD, Tom DeLonge got expelled from high school for getting drunk at a baseball game
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I was pounding my boyfriend Ivan in the shower while his friend Jayne was sucking him off and finger banging herself. I pulled out and we all came at once and fell into a heap on the shower floor covered in Turkish Delight.
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When one takes a watery poo and jizzes on a woman's chest and mixes the delectible blend with his bon bon to give the mixture a nice shine, he then precedes to dip his scrotum and genetalia in sed watery goodness and waits 30 minutes to an hour for his shaft and fun nuggets to dry until the dung and skeet forms a poop glazing on his wang-doodle. The woman then precedes to give him head and swollow the chocolate glazed delight.
by leashomemea and blargin fargin April 24, 2009
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The same could apply to evening/weekend invitations. A person will accept an invite and then cancel because they received another/better offer to go somewhere else.
The same could apply to evening/weekend invitations. A person will accept an invite and then cancel because they received another/better offer to go somewhere else.
"Dude, when I invited her to go away with me for the weekend. she said she would love to. Then an hour later she cancelled saying that there was a party she wanted to stay in town for. She was totally better dealing me."
by Dasheroo July 18, 2006
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Girl: Indian, this is the tenth Twirly Straw Delight I've done for you this month.
Girl: Indian, this is the tenth Twirly Straw Delight I've done for you this month.
by B-RAM June 29, 2007
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