Going Defcon One

Having something said to you, and then you turn around and kill the guy with an extension cord, thus, going defcon one.

"Don't make me go defcon one on your ass"

by Randyg Giesinger July 21, 2004

Deff

A rap group with brutal lyrics, and no production.

Current members:
Deff Nigger- vocals
Bleyend Chink- Beats/backup vocals

www.myspace.com/deffnigga

by Bleyend January 8, 2009

defobitize

to Americanize, to make less fobby or Asian.
to make cooler and less nerdy.

To take off the Asian of someone.

Chen Chen was defobitized by his wonderful little sister; he stopped getting Cantonese haircuts and even made friends other than his graphing calculator.

by Chinky Chen February 3, 2012

deffly

Slang for definitely

Josh: bro r u hungry

Jeff: I deffly am

by Deffly May 30, 2016

Deffie

When weed is Creamed in and smoked through a bottle of water. It is prepared by making a small hole in a 2-4 litre bottle of water with a chillum on the top in which the weed is held in. The hole lets water out which fills the bottle with smoke. You then block the hole and remove the chillum. Then you toot it in one no shekr because your not a pussy.

Wys g come maccis deffie spot ill sort u a fat deffie lad

by Nittys of colne April 15, 2020

defcon 1

We're all dead.

Defcon 1 was activated when the confederacy of jackasses and penises took over China and got ahold of their nukes, and proceeded to nuke the planet.

by JackassMcFuckadio September 3, 2021

anal deflooration

The act of being elevated above the ground by the insertion of a(n) object(s) into one's anal cavity. Originates in the slutty incestial households (barns) of northeastern Arkansas. Hurts really fucking bad!

Susan lost her virginity during her anal deflooration by her brother Cletus.

by Susancletusfuck July 13, 2007