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The YouTube Curse

A curse that gives you the inability to go on YouTube without ending up on the "weird side". Side-effects normally include rapid decrease in productivity, the exposure to scarring videos, and very strange dreams.
"Hey, bro, did you pull up that video yet?"
"Nah man, I found an interpretive dance to the Pete's a Pizza audiobook."
"It's literally been five minutes since I left! You must have the YouTube curse."
by That Person That Wrote That September 14, 2013
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Bathory curse

It's a curse casted upon people who don't like the band bathory those people will be hunted down and one day their kneecaps will be gone.
Hey man did you hear that robin got the bathory curse? His fault for not thinking bathory is a good band
by ahaha bathory December 21, 2020
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The Scotsman's Curse

When one inevitably falls back to pursuing his ex girlfriend after a few fruitless months
"How is Moises in both the Singles Scots chat and the Tied Down Scots chat?" Pine asks

"I think he's fallen victim to The Scotsman's Curse." Nick replies
by mustin,dustymartin October 22, 2020
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Qbert cursing

A chain of distorted swear words coming out of one's mouth when in extreme agony.
Based on a true event.

Me: Heard a noise, jumped out of bed and stubbed my little to toe with quite some force against the bottom part of the door. The pain was so intense I started Qbert cursing.
by Justin1967 November 8, 2020
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Curse of the 16th

A reoccurring theme that on the 16th of any month, something bad will happen (mostly to Tommy) on the Dream SMP, starting with the Manburg Festival on October 16th. The occurrences (so far) are:

October 16 - Red Festival, Tubbo's second canon death
November 16 - End of season 1, destruction of reclaimed L'manburg
December 16 - Tommy loses his things in exile, tries to claim his last canon life
January 16 - Tommy's discs are threatened, Crimson Egg grows ever stronger.
"Gosh, I can't believe what happened on Tommy's stream on the 16th!"
"What did the Curse of the 16th do to him this time?"
by Mirror_Works January 25, 2021
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Thanksgiving Curse

A curse when something bad happens to you every year around Thanksgiving, maybe you get sick, or injured, or maybe you burned the turkey.
Charles: Bro I'm not gonna be able to eat with you today, I have a nasty fever.

Brad: That sounds like you have a Thanksgiving Curse..
by Stickydoggy69 November 19, 2022
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Sods curse

Sods curse stays with someone from when they were born to when they die. Its relation to sods law or (Murphy’s law) depicts to when fate is mocking you. However in sods curse, fate mocks you your whole life making your experience with living incredibly horrible and pathetic. An example is if someone is clumsy by nature to a severe degree as in falling over, misplacing and walking into things resulting in pain. In latence terms you have luck so bad that is doesn't even seem possible to be that unlucky.
My whole life nothing has gone right for me. “oh then you might have Sods curse”
by Dots keeper of words March 22, 2022
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