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comedyshortsgamer

A really loud, funny and nerdy nigga who is not gay but is probably a virgin and has a bbc he never gets to use.
I am always watching comedyshortsgamer, but I won't admit it is because he is damn cute!
by Human Pickled Punk May 16, 2016
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comedy sex

Having sex while at the same time relaying bits or jokes to each other.
Culman says: Can you believe it? Lesser being asks: Can I believe what? Culman replies: David Cross just performed diarreha mustache for Amber Tamblyn, while at the same time, fucking her. Holy God. Comedy sex 101 bro. Comedy sex101.
by Culman Menasha September 10, 2011
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Comedy Translator

A Comedy Translator, or C**T, is someone who feels it absolutely necessary to ensure that everyone enjoyed and (more importantly) understood a joke or television programme, or play, or comedian, or toilet visit as much as they did, personally.

The Comedy Translator will routinely bring up elements of a joke or performance that most people would consider throwaway, or have understood anyway, in order to debate them, and in turn, prove how intelligent they are by having spoken to you about it.

The irony of the Comedy Translator is that despite their comedy name, they are widely hated.
Comedy Translator: "God, that was absolutely HILARIOUS, don't you think?!"

You: "Yeah, I suppose it was quite good"

C**T "No, no, no, no. It was HILARIOUS, did you get that bit when he brought the cat in, and he was stuffing it into her face?! That was an in-joke about famine, I know this because it was on his '1984 At The Palladium' re-released DVD commentary..."

You: "Absolute silence on the way home, please"
by NutsNGum September 13, 2011
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Cozeeped

Is when you tell your significant other you have to work an overtime detail. Instead, you are meeting the new girl from the office and buy her flowers and dinner. Afterwards you go down on her, tell her shes pretty and go home with blue balls.
Dude, I totally cozeeped my wife last night.
by Micahburns September 27, 2012
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Coied

Coied is produced when two people born with amazingness come into existence. The coied only gets stronger the closer they are. It can be used and is as addictive as heroin, cocaine, meth. Ect.
Megan was the one who had most coied...
And megan was the coiedest of everyone especially noah.
by Lamo #1 July 25, 2017
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Comedic Timing

Ben Cowan doesn’t have it
Friend 1 “Hey, you want to hear a joke?”
Friend 2 “Yeah, sure
Friend 1 tells joke within 24 hours
Friend 2 “Wow that’s great comedic timing”
I.e. not replying ‘thanks I work out’ to ‘he is damn cute tbf’ after a day
by BigBensEyeMask February 13, 2019
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black comedian

"Dave Chappelle is my favourite black comedian."
by BlakeGeometrio October 20, 2013
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