Coatesing

The act of looking busy and important, when in fact you are doing nothing, and just slacking.

"Hey, look at Deb, she is Coatesing!"

by Ohhhhhh December 8, 2004

chutepujari

A Chute is a vagina. A pujari is a Priest.
A Chutepujari is a man who's sole aim in the world is to get laid.
A CP will do anything - going to any 'low' to get laid.
CP's are usually social outcasts.

Dont invite Mike to the party - guys a total chutepujari man.!!

by arclite0110 July 20, 2010

Chuted

-When you are extremely tired and have absolutely no more energy

-Drunk

Michael; Bro, I'm so chuted after that suuuuck chest session!
Ahmad Banchod; Oh bro you need you take some yachet!
Michael; I will cuz..

by Rukmini February 28, 2011

Colteno

Italian for big Dink ,,

a male who was gifted by god with a big donk

You have a big colteno

Can't handle this colteno

Pull colteno out I got to poop

by Mrmofo January 16, 2014

contempathy

n. Contempt immediately followed by empathy, as coined by Marc Maron in his stand-up comedy special More Later.

I don't even know what it was, but my brain just went, "Fuck that guy," but then like two seconds later my brain just went, "Aw, he's sad." My contempathy for him was strong.

by riverharkness10 September 12, 2016

Contempt Thread

A thread on a social media site used for collecting proof of a fictional character's limits. Used for arguing over who would win in a fight. Opposite of Respect Thread.

Don't be daft, Superman has been taken out by people much weaker than Thor. Check out his contempt thread.

by MugaSofer May 3, 2017

content goblin

A person who will do anything to produce internet "content" for views & follows, to the degree of creating controversy out of otherwise boring situations.

All he does is go into town with a camera and call the cops because it gives his 20k youtube channel clickbait video titles, such a content goblin.

All she does is film random clouds and call them aliens, what a weasley little content goblin.

by eelbucket March 30, 2022