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Pax Corona

Pax Corona (Latin for “Crown Peace”) describes the peace that the natural world experienced during the 2019-2020 coronavirus pandemic, as the global slowdown in mancer activity—due to lockdowns and quarantines—has given Mother Nature some time to take a much-needed breath of fresh air.

Between travel restrictions, reductions in public transport and overall economic activity that generates emissions—such as coal burning, refining oil, producing steel, air travel, ground transportation—the climate is getting the kind of rest from destructive mancer activity it hasn’t gotten since the dawn of the Industrial Revolution. The lockdown in China (the world’s biggest emitter of greenhouse gases), for example, has cut the nation’s carbon dioxide (CO2) emissions by 100 million metric tons in just two weeks.

Pax Corona is adapted from the term “Pax Romana” (Latin for "Roman Peace"), the roughly 222-year-long period in Roman history which is identified with increased and sustained inner hegemonial peace and stability (though not meaning without wars, expansion and revolts).
While the coronavirus pandemic has caused death and chaos across the

mancer civilization, Mother Nature and non-human species are happily experiencing a Pax Corona.
by Samson Jargonistes March 22, 2020
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Corona Olympics

When deadlier variants of Covid-19 from different countries compete with each other to see which of them could cause the most damage or pain to earthlings until effective vaccination forces them to journey to other planets.
At the 2021 Corona Olympics, which country is likely to strike gold in both the infection and mortality events? A nation with low vaccination rate; or one that is continually plagued with nationwide protests, where citizens’ personal choices with regard to masking and vaccination overrule any political mandate to protect themselves and others?
by MathPlus July 27, 2021
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Corona Car

Auto dealers giving away cars like It’s tax season to everyone and they mama during Covid-19.
Girl, you don’t see all these ppl with new tags. That’s a Corona Car!
by 202to404 July 6, 2020
mugGet the Corona Carmug.

Corona Cute

When someone is cute, but only when they have their mask on.

When someone is cute, but you don't know what the bottom half of their face looks like.
Barack: "Woah dude! She's Corona Cute!"
Jack: "Yeah bro, you should see her teeth!"
by DreamingOfLucidity September 24, 2020
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Corona Zone

When practicing social distancing, the amount of space you need between folks so you don't become infected with corona virus (covid-19).
Dude, step back you're invading my Corona Zone...back some more...on back...ok, now you're good.

Also know as spray zone
mugGet the Corona Zonemug.

Walk’n Corona

Person who would test positive for Coronavirus if there were tests, but shows no signs of symptoms of Coronavirus or common sense. These people ignore all social distancing practices and blow it off as a stupid idea.
Mike:
Hey Jeff, let me in, I brought my new bong for us to try
Jeff:

Stop knocking on my door and get your dumb ass off my porch! I saw you at the the park this morning playing hoops with 6 or 8 people. Stay away you probably have Walk’n Corona.
by Urban Name'er April 13, 2020
mugGet the Walk’n Coronamug.

Corona wifi

The type of wifi during this shit ass pandemic where everyone uses the internet causing issues not making the internet work
You try to watch the 11th episode of your new harem but your corona wifi says nope
by Drage July 11, 2020
mugGet the Corona wifimug.

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