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Condadulations

An expression of joy in the success or good fortune of another's Dad, particularly if they're hot.
Condadulations Derek, your old man has a fuckin' whopper on him.
by SickTitties December 3, 2011
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condensationing

Verb: when condensation from a cold-liquid filled object assaults one with itself.
This ice pack is condensationing isn't all over me.
by Sharrrr September 18, 2013
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conderflong

Spread my legs! I'm letting my conderflongs BREATHE!
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condensed dick

When your dick is not big, but it has hella mass.
-Daaaaaaaaaamn, he got a condensed dick, it made me cum in like 2 minutes.
by blackyniggerface December 5, 2016
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Condesexism

The gender neutral term for sexism based condescension. Explaining something in a patronising way because of gender bias.

See also: Condesexist

I created this term because the terms "mansplaining" and "femsplaining" are used too lightly and are sexist terms in their own right. Condescension and sexism are both gender neutral so the word for condescension driven by a sexist standpoint should also be gender neutral.
That explanation was pure condesexism.
by Rab Nebula July 19, 2017
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Condesexist

Someone who has spoken to a person in a condescending/patronising manner because of how they perceive that other person's gender.
See also: condesexism

I created this term because the terms "mansplaining" and "femsplaining" are used too lightly and are sexist terms in their own right. Condescension and sexism are both gender neutral so the word for condescension driven by a sexist standpoint should also be gender neutral. Also it is possible to be dismissive and patronising toward someone because of their gender without necessarily explaining something to them. This word can apply to dismissive behaviour and the idea of sexist explaining.
John explained to me how to steer round a corner properly. Such a condesexist.

Jenny explained to me how to multitask better. What a condesexist way to behave.
by Rab Nebula July 21, 2017
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condell

Someone who cons companies and corporations. Usually scams computer companies like Dell.
He stole that computer, he must be a Condell
by PotatoSalad88 May 2, 2018
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