Computer Face

When someone stares at the computer really closley and there eyes start squinting

Reagan Pitchford has a computer face

by HANDICAPPEDhero November 27, 2011

Help Computer

A phrase said when a robot-computer-android man needs assistance.

I don't know much about computers other than the one I got in my house and my mom put a couple games on it...
*Computer garble*

by Gamblor October 23, 2004

computer camp

rehab for drugs/alcohol/pills

Boss: "You've really turned it up a notch in the last six months. At this rate, you could be a managing director in 10 years. What happened?"

Stu: "Honestly, ever since I went to computer camp for 10 days last October, everything in my life has been so much better."

Boss: "Computer camp, eh? I didn't realize that we had that sort of training in our budget. I'll have to let HR know that it's money well spent."

Stu: "Uh, yeah."

by The Keefer's 7 May 17, 2006

Computer Ji

computer maestro. Ji after a name or noun is a Hindi respectful form of address, similar to "San" in Japanese.

Thank you Computer Ji! Once again you have saved me from hours of frustration. I am maximum grateful.

by Bruthzoo Ji January 25, 2009

cumputer

A computer with no other purpose than to use as a tool to view porn.

husband to wife -

I'm gonna be on the cumputer for a while honey, don't disturb me I have alot of work to do.

by BETTY CROCKER June 24, 2006

computer geek

a person who is bullied at school, but is your boss when you're an adult

Stupid Redneck:Fuck off you fucking 'pewter geek!
Computer Geek:wtf

by Rednecks are Assholes March 31, 2009

Computron

A superior or 'cooler' way of referring to your computer.

Dude, my computron is faster than God.

by Wattsington June 17, 2008