comprende

Buddy, pal, bff. Often used by Amir Blumenfeld.

Amir: Hey, comprende. Door's locked.

Jake: Yeah, I'm trying to get some work done.

by Oh Sheesh February 7, 2010

Comere, yooou!

what you say when you mean business
like when someone is about to get their ass kicked byaach

A: Hey, uh, nice weather isn't it?
B: Comere, yooou!
A: Oh, Shit! (runs off)
B: (chasing) Come back here! OOH, I'LL KICK SOME ASS, TONIGHT!

by whatdoyoudialtogetoutofthematrix January 21, 2004

Compression

A more obscure spell that compresses the target into (typically) a small stone.

The Foliot was crushed into a stone as I launched a Compression at it.

by Kwing October 29, 2009

colored white people

Mexicans or Hispanics

I don’t like white people but I like colored white people

by Diamondearline November 11, 2020

selective comprehension

The act of processing only the portion information given that is gratifying or essential. (Defined by Michael W. Banks)

"What do you have, selective comprehension?!"

by HughJa'Sole July 6, 2015

Comere

A phrase used by child molesters, or other shady figures, while chasing someone down to either rape them or touch them.

Old Man: "Comere, I'm gonna getcha!"
Little Kid: "No! You have your own!"

by Baousabs mcNab May 9, 2011

Genuine Colored Lady

A Black woman, usually elderly but can be any age. Doesn't take shit from anyone or anything, goes to church every sunday, always has her church hat, and a belt she has for beatin her unruly children or grandchildren. They have amazing skills at cooking and can make pure crap taste like heaven as shown by soul food. For some reason they are naturally drawn to my suburban jewish mother.

commonly called GCL's. The term comes from the HBO TV show The Wire, when Barksdale's gang kills Omar's grandmother he says

"do you (word I can't cause I'm white and unlike a lot of dbags on urban dictionary I am not a racist asshole) have any idea what you've done! you've killed a Genuine Colored Lady!"

"Joe's mom is a Genuine Colored Lady, she will personally break the balls of any man dumb enough to mess with her children, and she makes the best BBQ chicken in the world."

by Jewwy Smalls May 15, 2010