Common sense

Something that a lot of people don't have or had but now lost it as of the 21st century after people like Lil Pump became famous and Lil Tay

When someone fails to use their brain and they don't understand the simplest things and then they check that it's 2018 and they shrug it off because it's now normal to not have common sense

Grandma: Look at how fat you've become

Me: Nigga look at you

by DingoAteMyKids October 12, 2018

common dick

The most common of dicks, that of which is very underwhelming because of size.

Sarah broke up with Randy because he has a common dick.

by Tjmcwilliams October 28, 2018

Commodetosis

When your legs fall asleep from being on the toilet too long.

As I sat up from the toilet I fell to the floor and realized I had a bad case of commodetosis.

by ZeeZube May 18, 2019

Common Discord L

When the social media and gaming platform “Discord” is unable to perform a simple fucking task or action.

“Ugh! My meme isn’t uploading to general.”
“Common Discord L, man.”

by Chester Is Cold October 23, 2022

Common Aidis L

The pinnacle of Ls. So bad that you have to be associated with Aidis. Reached Lord Status

"Where are you going to schoolies?" "Terrigal" "Where is everyone else going?" "Byron" "Common Aidis L"
"Who are you taking to formal" "Saarah" "Doesn't she like Josh?" "Yes" "Common Aidis L

by Josh Cavallo November 4, 2022

cosmomoonn

cosmomoonn is how a person refers to every single emoji made by intergalactic species. 👽🛸👾

Man that cosmomoonn seems to be getting quirkier nowadays.

by Kistune September 25, 2023

Common denominator problems

When someone complains about how bad something is, so they substitute it for another thing they believe is good, only to complain how bad it is almost immediately after the substitution. The individual making the complaint has no self awareness and therefore doesn't realise they are the problem and the things they claim are bad, probably aren't.

Example 1:

A woman is bored of sex with her husband, so she divorces him and finds a new and exciting man to have sex with. Then she realises the sex is boring and repeats only to find the sex is still boring. It is likely she just sucks at sex.

Example 2:

A man is frustrated with the demands of his job and quits after a year taking on a similar job elsewhere believing it will be better only to realise that he is frustrated with the demands of his new role. He then repeats this, when in likelihood, he just sucks at managing his workload.

Joe: "man, Bill always complains that the women in this city give bad head"
Steve: "maybe Bill is the problem?"
Joe: "how so?"
Steve: "Common denominator problems, my guy. He probably just has a numb dick"

by Souper Rare October 13, 2023