A coconut smasher is the supreme leader of boners. It is what you get when your penis is hard enough to smash an actual coconut.
Caution: Using a coconut smasher for dick slapping maybe harmful for your bitches.
Caution: Using a coconut smasher for dick slapping maybe harmful for your bitches.
Buster: What is that bulge on Thad's crotch?
Me: Looks like he is getting a coconut smasher. He always gets one while watching Top Chef. Padma owns him.
Buster: Damn! I hope his boo is not into clitoral slapping.
Me: Looks like he is getting a coconut smasher. He always gets one while watching Top Chef. Padma owns him.
Buster: Damn! I hope his boo is not into clitoral slapping.
by spicyboss June 19, 2017
n. cum from either male or female that leaves a sweet after taste in the mouth of the recipient. Usually coconut juice is the swallowable cum with no gag effects.
How it went last night with that girl? She told me I tasted sweet, so I let her swallow the coconut juice.
by White-Boy13 September 29, 2008
(noun) Word used to label a person who, often in an unfamiliar environment, trusts to his/her extensive knowledge of nostalgia when choosing a topic of conversation.
Origin: According to nostalgic legend, a coconut version of the famous Boost chocolate bar once graced confectionery shelves across the country.
Sometimes shortened to coboo.
See nostalgist and taleggio.
Origin: According to nostalgic legend, a coconut version of the famous Boost chocolate bar once graced confectionery shelves across the country.
Sometimes shortened to coboo.
See nostalgist and taleggio.
by Corkin July 31, 2006
by Justin's friend March 15, 2019
by NK-1 April 14, 2007
Coconut Fever (Noun): 1. A condition, found only in mainland Americans, that causes a mainland American male or female to develop an intense infatuation with one or more Native Hawaiians of the opposite, or more infrequently, same sex.
by El Samurai June 02, 2006
by Brendan Pappeti January 26, 2010