Lady Shirt Cocker

Just like a shirt cocker, but a lady!

She was the Lady Shirt Cocker at our Burning Man camp.

by bettysaidwot February 25, 2009

cold cocked in the face

1.getting hit in the face by a cold cock.
2.being hit so hard in the face you are knocked out instantly
3. a term used when you want your friend to shut up

stephanie: do you want to get cold cocked in the face?
shannon: no... i dont.
stephanie: then shut up!

by Shannonn♥ May 3, 2009

cockercrack

1.Sound of a cock during orgasm.
2.Beefed up white guy.

1.He cockercracked when he was fuckin her.
2.The cockercrack chased the tall asian guy out of the hood.

by AP4me November 29, 2004

Cockender

A member of "Eastenders" being a cock...

"Max Branning's being a total cockender this week!"

by Jarvis Focker September 1, 2009

cockerbollocks

A phrase used to describe a situation that's gone drastically wrong.

Sorry love, it's all gone cockerbollocks at work today, the system has died, the boss has gone home early and so I'll be late home. No dear, definitely not going to the pub.

by TukayAway November 15, 2010

cockered

Messing someone up. Hitting someone or something very hard. To defeat someone or something.

Fuck man I just cockered the hell out of Norjons face!

by The cocker February 28, 2014

Cockeroni

A penis resembling a pepperoni log, usually redish from the presence of a veneral disease.

That porn star has a cockeroni footer.

by Jesus November 24, 2003