a term for the description of allowing one's apparel and/or possessions to fall where it may as opposed to putting it in closets, drawers and/or laundry hampers.
Alternately, a method of storage that relies on gravity to facilitate it.
Alternately, a method of storage that relies on gravity to facilitate it.
"Why do you just drop your things wherever, and not put them away?"
"They are put away. They're in my "Gravity Closet".
"They are put away. They're in my "Gravity Closet".
by The Semantic Assassin November 30, 2011
Get the Gravity Closet mug.Somebody who claims to be a vegetarian, usually for the purposes of appealing to a guy/girl who is also vegetarian, however they secretly eat meat either at home or at restaurants.
Girl: OMG that boy is sooo cute, and he is also a vegetarian and has real respect for animals!
Friend: I saw him eating a hotdog on the way home from school yesterday.. he's just a closet carnivore
Friend: I saw him eating a hotdog on the way home from school yesterday.. he's just a closet carnivore
by JonnyAudiophile June 18, 2011
Get the Closet Carnivore mug.An adult who is sexually attracted to a minor, but will not do or say anything remotely sexual about them until that minor is the age of an legal adult.
Red flags for these kind of people would be things like someone saying they've waited for someone to turn 18
Red flags for these kind of people would be things like someone saying they've waited for someone to turn 18
Lets say a girl turns 18 & a week later she decides to create an Onlyfans page & an adult replies with something like "I've waited for this" at that point it is fair to think they're a Closet pedo
by HULU is boring, neftlix better August 23, 2022
Get the Closet Pedo mug.An act wherein a group of friends are invited to hide in a closet and videotape an unsupecting female having intercourse with owner of said closet.
by DJ Jason May 13, 2005
Get the closet caper mug.A small, confined area that a person is forced into for a temporary detention period should he fail to be tolerant.
See also: Gulag or Intolerance Booth
See also: Gulag or Intolerance Booth
Little Timmy was saying awful things about negroes so I told him to spend five minutes in the intolerance closet to think about what he said.
by billy the crack fiend January 6, 2005
Get the intolerance closet mug."You know Rachel?"
"Oh yeah. Isn't she the nicest person out there or something?"
"I know right. That's what I thought at first but I saw her beat some chick at the grocery store just cause she looked at her man."
"What a closet bitch."
"Oh yeah. Isn't she the nicest person out there or something?"
"I know right. That's what I thought at first but I saw her beat some chick at the grocery store just cause she looked at her man."
"What a closet bitch."
by josafo January 2, 2009
Get the Closet Bitch mug.A white chick that may possess a hidden sexual fascination and infatuation with black men. Typically this type of female may be outspoken with her dislike of blacks in the presence of friends, and may act overtly racist, but her actions indicate otherwise.
Debbie acts like she is a true racist sometimes. I've been with her when she is watching tv and sees blacks on the tube, and she shouts out 'niggers!' But at the same time, she appears to be immersed in black culture. She loves rap/hip-hop which can be as ghetto as it gets! As well as other black music. On her Facebook site, all of her 'likes' are black athletes. And she likes to hang out in dance clubs that are frequented by blacks! And I've seen her get pretty flirty with black men as well at these clubs!
I think Debbie is a Closet Mudshark when it comes down to it!
I think Debbie is a Closet Mudshark when it comes down to it!
by keen observer1 March 23, 2011
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