cheech and schlong

When you invite someone to smoke and bang.

Tom: Did you fuck Mindy yet?
Ben: Nah, she's coming over tonight for some Cheech and Schlong.

Brett: Do you like Cheech and Chong?
Kathy: Sometimes, it depends on the day.
Brett: What about some Cheech and Schlong?

by KenShasta September 22, 2016

Creechy

Someone who is creepy, weird and just cant take a fucking hint. Tends to offend you mentally by just walking into the room. Typically male, Typically salty, Typically visits the website called GetLigmaScrub.org.

"Yo have you seen Ali A's new intro. So fucking cringy, might as well call him creechy!"

by Ali-A Watches K-Pop October 12, 2018

Clench

Clench is to be frigity, awkward and just overall weird. Like that strange dude that always lurks with the group but nobody wants them there.

Oh my god I just wish George would leave us alone he's such a clench.

by pot.thot January 2, 2019

clench bit

when your penis gets pinched by your fly zipper

"OW I just had a clench bit"

by mental663 September 20, 2019

colon clench

When fucking your bint up the arse, you insert your hand into her pussy, and grab hold of your cock from the inside.

Whilst doggin' shazza up the brown eye I gave her a colon clench. Her cunts like a clowns pocket

by Mafro May 9, 2006

Swayze Clench

A Swayze Clench is the tightest grip (on anything) invented.

This term was discovered while watching Dirty Dancing with my girlfriends and we realized that the movie is just a way for women to get their fill of foreplay - the two main characters only kiss a few times and you don't even see them have sex!

So a Swayze Clench was born - meaning a death grip or tight handed grip on something (an idea, an object, a thought)...

Bob has a Swayze Clench on that piece of cake!

by keyestones September 23, 2009

butt clenchy

An expression one makes when feeling overly butt hurt.

You could tell by Jane's butt clenchy face she was offended.

by Unhingedlolipop March 22, 2016