don the clart

When one is to pull up ones scarf/bandana over ones lower face to conceal identity before commiting a crime such as ABH or theift

origin: rhonnda valleys

quick bra don the clart the fuzz are coming

by Rob November 3, 2004

clart

A clart happens when a woman is sitting down and farts. If her ass cheeks are compressed and the gas can't be released via the usual route, the fart is redirected forward across the crotch/clit. This does not happen to men because of the placement of their package. It also doesn't happen to thin women because of their lack of ass cheeks.

Gloria was surprised by a particularly violent clart rippling through her underwear.

by The Gangster of Math December 10, 2008

charty

A party or get together for people who meet in chat rooms. Usually attended by losers who have no friends of their own and think of chat as real life. Usually some drunken chippo sucks off a train of guys for attention.

Chippo: Hey guys what time does the charty start this weekend, I could really use some cock.

by Imrickjamesb September 13, 2008

Clart

To 'clart' someone is to smack them one.

"I oughtta clart you one round your boney head, you naughty!".

by Jeej October 14, 2004

clarted

v. the act of clapping to disguise the sound of one's fart.

In an attempt to look cool in the pool, Marcie clarted. However, the surface bubbles gave it all away.

by Jacomba February 27, 2004

clarky cat

A strong, new designer drug from London

Ecstasy, Speed, clarky cat

by joe macc March 6, 2010

Carty

A Cigerette people use for smoking

Hand out a Carty there boys

by Sean Kane January 6, 2008