Clam Bandit 

(noun) A person who hits on/sleeps with your girlfriend/wife/girl you're in the middle of making moves on or that you're extremely interested in.

"Dude, I was talking to this girl and I really like her and my friend josh just came up and asked her out!, he's a total clam bandit!"

Clam Bandit by unicorn_singlepieceofcorn December 7, 2012

clam down 

to shut up and drop the subject.

Her: nag, nag, nag, blah, blah, blah.
Him: Ho, clam down.

clam down by lkjhsafoiu December 22, 2007

Clam Sandwich 

When two women lay down, one on top on the other (missionary style). They then push their vaginas together and the male(or for lack of male, third woman with a strap-on) comes in and fucks the spot in between them. This stimulates the clits of both women and the male's penis at the same time and everyone has a great time.

Guy 1: So I heard you banged Susan and Candy at the same time last night, you pimp!

Guy 2: Yeah, I got them both drunk and had myself a clam sandwich.

Clam Sandwich by DeadEyeD!ck February 8, 2009

Clam Kiss

the female version of the t bag
a female will spread her legs and kiss you with her pussy

i was sleeping to wake up to a clam kiss

Clam Kiss by E123 August 16, 2006

clam chowder shower 

When a man ejaculates on a women's face and/or body and passes a kidney stone at the same time.

Guy 1: Dude my dick still hurt after i clam chowder showered that hoe.

Guy 2: You should get that shit checked out bro.

clam chowder shower by dan and george June 30, 2011

clam snapper

To gently place your vagina across the bridge of your sleeping partner's nose, and proceed to clamp down with the lips of the vagina. When your unsuspecting guest identifies the smell and relentless grasp of a warm sensation on their face you say, "Snap, Snap!" For proper execution, place anus over forehead and squat down. For heavier sleepers, flatulence may be required. Not to be confused with "Good Morning Beautiful.",

Like a Killer Ninja Turtle, Lynn slowly executed a textbook clam snapper on John's nose and said, "Snap, Snap!

clam snapper by Lady Godsmack September 5, 2010

clam lapper 

Your typical Lesbian.

You can tell by her haircut that she's a CLAM LAPPER....

clam lapper by Harry Ballzannya June 27, 2005