Lapper 

someone who is too cowardly to do something, they don't have enough balls

Paul backed out of that fight, he's a lapper

He was too much of a lapper to kiss me

Lapper by eljx July 6, 2005

lapper 

someone who performs oral sex on a female.

He's such a lapper, he laps her all night.

lapper by jondoe156 December 22, 2009

Lapper 

Lapper - Taking a half day or full day off of work due to kids hockey, baseball, kickball tournament or just leaving early from work to make a "train" or beat traffic.

Hey Guys, I'm gonna take a Lapper, kids gotta tourney in Boston.

Oh, i bet he takes a "Lapper" today.. traffic looks bad.

Lapper by jj55! September 2, 2022

Lapper 

A lapper is when one individual is taking a poop and a second individual sits on his/her lap to drop a log between the original pooper's legs.

Jack: "Scott, all those beans we ate earlier are making me have to take a poop."
Scott: "No way, me too. We should totally take a lapper."

Lapper by Smileywords June 2, 2015

lapper 

Anyone who is profecient in the art of cunnilingus

Man Harry's girl told me he is one hell of a lapper but I wouln'dt eat her anyhow.

lapper by Chickenman June 12, 2003

lapper 

a woman who likes women

Jessica may be attractive, Ed, but she's a lapper!

lapper by mindy June 6, 2003

lapper 

A lip of chewing tobacco.

You wanna pack a lapper on the way there?

lapper by Josh Clark January 20, 2007