Miley Cirus

A Robot Hooker that thinks shes sexy but doesn't realize shes slowly making suicide a trend...
Just don't ever look at her wrecking ball video...
It will make you think that eating ass is a good thing!

dude Daniel killed himself!
Why?
Because he saw miley cirus!
Sounds legit...

by dildor defender of porn December 7, 2016

miley cirus

someone who likes screaming while naked on a wrecking ball

i love to miley cirus at night

by cunt_smasher October 18, 2019

looney coitus

intercourse that is intended to be of a wacky, goofy, or even zany nature. often times it is for a joke, homosexual relations, or just plain silly

John: hey Mike how was that looney coitus you had with Sarah?
Mike: it was great she literally dressed up like a clown and blew my dick like a balloon
*John and Mike high five*

by bigmanharbor November 23, 2022

The Citrus Scale

A way of comparing breast size in relation to citrus fruit.

A-Cup=Kumquats.

B-Cup=Tangerines.

C-Cup=Lemons.

D-Cup=Oranges.

DD-Cup=Grapefruits.

Using the citrus scale, I think she's packing Lemons.

by towel73 October 13, 2010

CITS

Crying In the Shower

Where's Tim at?

Oh, he's CITS. Becky broke up with him.

by Funkmasterslash December 12, 2011

citrus

ADJ: having the quality of being cool, fly, or poppin; lax, chill, calm
VERB: to be cool, popular, chill, or laid back; also an exclamation

*Guy does triple backflip*
Guy: CITRUS!!!!

Girls at prom
Girl 1: Did you see Jessica's new heels? They match her lip stick perfectly.
Girl 2: Her outfit is so citrus! She is beautiful.
Girl 1: She is probably gonna win prom queen.

All of the citrus fruits have citrus peels.

by ChillBro9240 August 19, 2013

citrus

a word that whipped, pretty girls use instead of cunt.

"Oi you mad citrus!"
Thats Keenan is a fucking citrus.

by claire reeve June 13, 2011