Chronic Tron Syndrome 

Chronic Tron Syndrome (kron-ik ch-ron sin-drome)
(n) - a chronic sickness that causes a person to constantly come in last place.

"Man, Bobby always comes in last! His parents should take him to the doctor and see if he has chronic tron syndrome."

Chronic Tron Syndrome by ilovechappaqua January 26, 2010

Chronic Tacos

The Best Mexican food join in orange county, CA. If you haven't tried them your really missing out.

Man1: dude, lets go get some chronic when where done surfing..
Man2: yea bra...
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Man1: dude!....
Man2: whatt!?
Man1: lets go get some chronic gringo Breakfast Burritos before we go surfing bra.
man2: chhyyeaaa.. chronic tacos

Chronic Tacos by thugsurferthugdude February 3, 2010

Chronic-Con 

Like Comic-Con but with marijuana. Many people gather together to celebrate the plant and bring exotic strands from all over the world.

Dude, check out this cut of grand-daddy purp I got at Chronic-Con for only $50!

Chronic-Con by WhatYouNeed July 25, 2010

chronic freckles

when those young phags whose faces are covered with freckles don't lose their freckles by adulthood. mostly happens to gingers.

Guy 1: OMG WTF is on that guys face?!???
Guy 2: He must have chronic freckles!

chronic freckles by bobby bill jenkins III [rifle team kaptian from kentucky] February 2, 2008

chronic killer 

Fabreeze or any odor illiminating spray

o shit here come the cops, spray the chronic killer, quick!

chronic killer by Kerel X December 19, 2007

chronic milkshake 

You will need a BLUNT (or fat joint), a SMALL TUBE (like a marker or pen shaft), beer mugs and a freezer. First put the mugs in the freezer to let them frost up. Roll up a fat blunt and attach the mouth end of it to the plastic tube, airtight. Light it up just by sucking thru the tube. Once its sparked go get the mugs. Now put the end of the tube down into the bottom of a mug, hold it there and shotgun a creamy hit into the mug. Because the mug is freezing cold the smoke will stay inside it easily until you tip it upside down. Last thing to do is to tip the mug towards you like your gonna take a drink and inhale the smoke and you will find yourself enjoying a cool CHRONIC MILKSHAKE.

Joe: Yo mikey we should serve up some chronic milkshakes.
Mikey: Hell yea man those are the shit!
Joe: Aright lets roll up a bleezy....

chronic milkshake by tannner April 3, 2008

Chronic Southern Vagitosis 

A rare form of permanent vagitosis found south of the border and characterized by a pungent sulfur type odor emanating from the female's nether regions. Although CSV is hard to identify in a woman due to latency, it is easier to detect by keen observation of surrounding males. Look for cringed eyebrows, often associated with a crunched nose and one closed eye. Can cause whiplash.

A genetic form of this disorder can be found in mountainous regions of Peru and Colombian. However, enthusiasts need not travel all the way south of the equator to experience this delight; the non-genetic acquired strain can be found in dark alleys of Tijuana, Amsterdam, and even New York's popular dive bars once frequented by the famous vagitosis connosoiur, Monnsiour Raymundous the Blind.

My wife knew instantly where I had been when I walked through the door. I had told her I was going to San Diego, but kept on to TJ, and she knew it. "Oh no you aren't, motherfucker" she said. "You're not bringing the Chronic Southern Vagitosis into this house, did you forget that I invented that shit!"

Chronic Southern Vagitosis by Dish Chronicle April 3, 2006