The Banti-Christ

The Banti-Christ is the ultimate loser, the embodiment of bad chat. May often quote scripture of when he/her used to be cool, but hates it when others do.

Booze-dodging-fun-sponge.

Can suck the banter out of a room at 20 paces.

Makes Jimmy Buffet look like a hero.

"Can you keep it down, I'm listening to Jimmy Buffet". - The Banti-Christ

by legay234 March 16, 2008

Christ-Fuck

1.to rectally or vaginally insert a crucifix in to ones self.
2.To totally dismay a Christian by foiling their dogmatic beliefs
3.Term used to display immense frustration

1. Last night Jimmy totally Christ-fucked me.
2.Bobby got Christ-Fucked
3. Oh holy Christ-Fuck! my dick is gone.

by Samhain69 March 26, 2009

body of christ

Found in several different religions, bread is given to those who repent as "the body of christ"

Dear god! The body of christ is a little stale today...

by KrazyKate January 13, 2007

Jesus Christ

A carpenter, a complex, caused alot of headache. Oy Vey

Guy at door: Have you found Jesus Christ?
Guy in house: You lost him?

by stoolybird October 26, 2006

the passion of christ

A rather lengthy snuff film.

The passion of the Christ was a kinky boy's delight!

by VKX April 28, 2005

Jesus Christ

The only name that has the power to save, to heal, and to bless—the Name that is above all other names that can set people free from evil spirits and bondages and restore broken relationships.

Jesus Christ gives birth to the Christian community—the only one that exists for the sake of non-members—whose aim is to bring in the lost sheep that are “outside” God’s Kingdom.

by MathPlus November 19, 2017

Good Christ

A phrase uttered to express surprise, aggravation or excitement.

Can be used in place of such timeless classics as, “oh my God”, “wow” or even “holy crap”.

Good Christ that was a great goal!

by Jingus November 6, 2018