Phone Chimp

The social equivalent to an African American shoe shine boy who answers phones for an old rich white man
I called my client and his phone chimp sent me directly to voice mail!

That damn phone chimp was too busy smoking a bowl to take down the proper information from the customer.
by 1xyourmomsboyfriendx1 October 14, 2010
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Backoffice Chimps

Members of an IT Team, whose work is comparable to Pan troglodytes (The Common Chimpanzee) with whom they are closely related.
They survive mainly on Banana's, Coffee, noodle soup and moree recently have discovered a diet of berry berry.

They are to be watched closely as they tend to stray easily.
Treat with caution.
Man1 - "OH No! BREXHC5 our email server is down!"
Woman1 - "Great the Backoffice Chimps have gone AWOL again, and scheduled a restart in the middle of the day! bloody useless lot!
by Chimp Number 1 January 25, 2008
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ass chimp

A word or phrase meaning "ma bitch." A being or having a someone to do all your dirty work and/or any tasks or chores that need to be done. Mostly a slave to do what is told without any questions asked.
Siobhan is my ass chimp! Get away away Bitch!

I am an ass chimp to Sarah! Get away Bitch!

Ass monkey says: Get away from me u ol' hag i dont need ur SARS!
by sexkitten susie i liuv god April 11, 2003
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Flip the Chimp

Flipping someone off with both hands whilst pulling a angry face and making a loud noise (usually a chimp noise).
Andy: "Dude I think Barry is gonna flip the chimp at you"
Paul: "Son of a bitch, so he is!"

Barry: "ahrghhha!"
by Ahleeks April 06, 2011
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Chimp technic

The chimp technic is a technic that involves the attacking of the groin very brutally. Chimps attack people mainly by aiming for the you know where. In some incidents they ripped the balls off of a man.
I got into a fight with some dude and i won by using the chimp technic and roundhouse kicked and ripped his balls.
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chimp tits

saggy, long boobs, or really small tits in the shape of a triangle. nipples pointing to the ground
did you see the chimp tits on that one!?
by chimp hater February 22, 2011
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chimping out

What rednecks/Trump Supporters/Neo-confederates do on a daily basis.
The Aryan monkey started chimping out when I burned stole and set his MAGAt hat on fire. Than I punched him in the face and he went done like a drunken monkey.
by Burn Mar-a-Lago October 01, 2018
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