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Chicken nugger

In a world of sweer potato and french fried, your mind strains to understand this anomaly. May you never be unfortunate enough to find this in your child's Kid Menu lest he starve in the corner.
The waitress stares at you, her head a spinning chicken nugger.
Your son weeps, starving in the corner for his chicken nugger.
Chicken nugger by TwilightSmash64 October 16, 2015

chicken niggets 

ah shit homie, pass the chicken niggets.
chicken niggets by JUICE!!!!! April 7, 2010

Holy Moly Macaroni Ravioli Guacamole Chicken Nuggets Dipped In Mashed Potatoes 

When you're so surprised you ascend every other holy moly variation there is
Person 1: Dude I just got the rarest item in the game
Person 2: Holy Moly Macaroni Ravioli Guacamole Chicken Nuggets Dipped In Mashed Potatoes
Person 1: ew

Chicken Nugger

You sit at the restaurant with your young son, he says he is hungry. You agree to get him dinner, you open the menu to the kids menu;he is far to young for an adult meal. “Chicken Nugger” stares at you from the page you don’t understand. Your palms get sweaty and your son complains, he says he is hungry. Your mind strains for an answer in world of Sweer Potato and French Fried.

You try to order the Chicken Nugger but you cannot. The words cannot escape your lips. Your son is hungry and he complains, the waitress stares at you her head a spinning Chicken Nugger, her arms swinging French fried. Your son cries the tears of a hungry Chicken Nugger-less child. In your mind you scream. It is raining sweer potato now, you have “French Fried” engraved on your left temple and you do not understand.

Your child weeps in the corner starving starving for Chicken Nugger.

Chicken Nuggetism 

A religion devoted to Self Respect and Troy

barack obama green bean casserole with chicken nuggets and milk

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i really did

barack obama green bean casserole with chicken nuggets and milk