chemical engineer

(1) a stupid son of a bitch who didn't know what he was getting himself into.

(2) one who hates electrical and mechanical engineering but still wants to make money when he finishes college

Look at that bitch, he's a chemical engineer. Dude he must be high

by zippi October 3, 2003

The Chemists

An awesome indie band from Bristol on the rise.
Check out their myspace.

"Hey did you hear about that band The Chemists?"
"Man, they rule!"

by chemiCALcookie November 19, 2009

chamilton

A hot guy, which stands way above the rest. Very athletic, intelligent, articulate and charming; the complete package. Most males strive to be "Chamilton", but unfortunately for them they can only imitate and never duplicate. If you are a true "Chamilton", you can get away with lines such as, "I'm the Chamilton and nobody beats me"...cause it's true!! Chamilton is something that you are born into; top of the hierarchy in a caste system.

OMG THAT GUY IS THE CHAMILTON

by chammy October 24, 2008

chemical masterbation

To use/abuse or pleasure oneself with drugs. Usually referring to narcotics or rather hard drugs such as opiates (heroin, morphine oxycodone, methadone, demorol, ect..) or the stronger stimulants such as cocaine, methamphetime or other amphetamine like compounds. And also usually doing so in high excess/abuse.

person a:Man, that cat used to be cool but went over the edge with chemical masterbation
person b: what do you mean?
person a: he went off the deep end shootin coke.
person b: oh yeah your right, he jacked some money from me the other day.

by LeibstandarteAdH (Matt B.) April 1, 2007

chemist

Someone who is incredibly good at chemistry. They create gases, experiment with substances and can balance chemical formulas.

Tyler is a chemist who knows everything and can help others understand how chemistry works.

by imahorsegirl August 20, 2012

cheif

to smoke or inhale a drug more than likly marajuana

i be chiefin that good ish

by SexyOne March 12, 2005

Chemical-Engineering Hot

Chemical-Engineering Hot is not so much the physical appearance of an individual of the female gender but more so the mental state of mind of her observer. It has been scientifically proven that throughout the years of undergraduate study, and being constantly exposed to a mass majority of ugly girls ones standard of what makes a girl hot dramatically decreases. The unfortunate side effect of this is known to make girls appear to be much more attractive than they really are on the street.
It has been shown that a similar condition can occur in a number of situations and places such as the work environment, a fishing boat, the desert, after indulging in mass quantities of alcohol the bar is closing and its monday night and if there is one female left alive.

1st: Conversation between two male, 1st year Year Chemical Engineering Undergraduate
male 1:" Man, we really get screwed in this department every girl in this class looks as if they were beaten with the really big over sized ugly stick, (girl 1) makes me want to vomit"
male 2: " Oh my god, I know! In my my Pysch 101 class the hot girls just pour in and the class room holds 400 students and half of them are sexy girls"

----------------2 years elapse------------------------
Conversation between the same 2 males now as 3rd year Chemical Engineering Undergraduates
male 1:" Dude, call me crazy but, girl one is kinda sexy in here own little way dont you think?"
male 2:" You know I was thinking the same thing but, I didn't want to be the one who said it, I would say shes at least a 9"
--------------------class ends males are walking to student center-----------
male 1: " Guy, I think were going crazy because shes really not attractive compared to all these other girls"
male 2: " Yeah you are right shes just Chemical-Engineering Hot"

But the truth of the matter is girl 1s appearance as steady declined over the pass 3 year.

by kminor2578 July 7, 2010