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skinny chance

when you have a bad chance of something.
Man i had a skinny chance cuz I remember when i was 9 or 10, i was in love with this girl and she didnt' like me and i couldnt date her. Man i had a skinny chance
by AB.D May 31, 2016
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last chance band

A group of diverse people who tend to love backwoods rockin' country music...They assemble in all ages and become one attracted to great people, presence and large rowdy campfires!! You can tell the road they took by the mud on Thier truck.
"These Northwest folk's are the Greatest!"
Last Chance Band
by Rowdyband January 25, 2017
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first chance dance

An Orono High School dance. Guys are grinding on girls , people are getting high in the back , and everyone is vaping in the middle !
I got {high as fuck} at first chance dance last night
by ORONOFUCKDADDY April 22, 2018
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the chance of meatballs

the astonishing art of when your best friend does the splits all the way down for the first time and rips his ballsack open
Cody got the chance of meatballs yesterday.
by nutpotassium October 15, 2019
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Bun Chance

When you have hot dogs and the buns are a few days expired, but you use them anyways because you need the fat.
Ryan took the bun chance at lunch today
by dm fan May 2, 2022
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a fart's chance in a windtunnel

(n.) A situation where an idea or thing has very little probability of existing or continuing to exist. In the same vein as "a snowball's chance in Hell," except less dependent on Christian ideologies.

Based on the idea that a mass of flatus has very little chance of being smelt if it is whisked away by the high-velocity air currents native to the windtunnels used in aeronautics testing.
Your new newsblog doesn't have a fart's chance in a windtunnel unless you plagiarize the shit out of other more prominent newsblogs.
by jableshables August 20, 2010
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Barclay's chance

The likelihood of an entitled white private school boy with a bad haircut rising to an Australian Liberal Party leadership position despite posting a racist video on Facebook.

Not to be confused with "Buckley's chance", which is not very likely at all.
Harrington: "OMG I can't believe the Aborigines didn't invent iPhones."
Chad: "OMG dude you've got Barclay's chance of being Prime Minister now!"
by Timaahy December 3, 2019
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