netrified

One who is petrified by the internet.

"My brother? Nah! He is so netrified, Facebook isn't for him."

by 13th Edition October 27, 2015

Certifried

The title of somebody who is certified in driving whilst high

- “You good to drive?”
- “Don't worry, I’m certifried”

by Fortizmo April 19, 2019

Certified Public Assassins

A clan on runescape, that is more like a large male orgy.

clan leader: we are up against the Certified Public Assassins today, so make sure to cover each other.
clan member: why are we going against them again my ass still hurts from the last time?

by Ann Marrie December 17, 2008

Forklift Certified

When the man picks up their partner with her legs straight up past their head while holding their partner up by their shoulders at a 90 degree angle while engaging in penetration.

Hey honey, you want me to be forklift certified tonight?

by Homosexual Homosapien April 22, 2022

Petrified Seagull

Fictional sexual position that one may use in conversation to instill a feeling of sexual experience or prowess.

Venus Butterfly... whatever. Ever had the Petrified Seagull?

by John Doe who lives on Fake St. September 4, 2010

Petrified

pet·ri·fied
ˈpetrəˌfīd/
adjective
adjective: petrified

1.

so frightened that one is unable to move; terrified.

"the petrified child clung to her mother"

2.

(of organic matter) changed into a stony substance; ossified.

"petrified wood"

Person1: Hey man!
Person2: Look what I found!
Person1: What is it?
Person2: I found some petrified wood!

by Auerus June 16, 2016

catified

describes a person, place or thing which has been covered in cat fur or dander such that everthing that contacts it will also be covered in cat fur/dander, resulting in sneezing for those allergic to cats.

Gloria's great, but her place is so catified, I have to use a shopvac on my wardrobe. We went to my place, but she's so catified that I can't even make out with her without sneezing my brains out.

by lightningBC October 8, 2008