Certified Bachelor

A male who turned 35 years old or is at least 35 years old and has never married or had children. They usually are men who enjoy being single.

Joe: Hey, Hector, you're 36 years old and you never got married?
Hector: Nope, I guess I'm a Certified Bachelor.

by txmx April 4, 2006

Certified Officials

Meaning to be recongized as one or many of the real thing in it's category.

Certified Officials are the best gears of war clan ever.

by ThaxTruth August 20, 2008

Cerathon

A movie marathon that consists entirely of films containing Michael Cera as the main character. These marathons are to be viewed in chronological order by release date.

-Term coined by a proven Master of the Internet, and therefore not my credit.

Dude 1: Hey bro, you up for (arguably cool activity)?
Dude 2: Nah dude, I'm headed to watch a Cerathon at another bro's house.
Dude 1: That blows (arguably cool activity) out of the water! Can I go too?
Dude 2: Sure!

by Dropkick Johnson January 8, 2011

Certification Practice Statement

Certification Practice Statement is communal document with description of practices of Certification authority issuing, renewing, revoking and validating Digital / Electronic Certificates and for emphasizing to keep confidence on Certificates

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by s j tubrazy January 6, 2013

Certified Unix Network Technician

An acrostic for Cunt, hidden inside an authentic-sounding technical title. Origination: Arlington, Virginia

Also see: Certified User of New Technology and See You Next Tuesday, among others.

Good God, can she be any more of a Certified Unix Network Technician?

by Darsen in DC July 27, 2016

certified preowned

A girl or guy that's have been used before but been refurbished a certified pre-owned of one choice to consider. few years old with low mile like not a lot drama.

Girl your are a certified preowned!

by CPO2017 January 27, 2017

certainstance

This is a stance that you take on something that you are 100% certain on and it will never change. For example: You hating the Red Sox is one of your certainstances.

Terry: I've been thinking about maybe moving in with Millie. I wonder what she'd think?
Barry: I don't know, man. She might, but her parents are very religious. I'm pretty sure that it is their certainstance that you two be married first.
Terry: You're probably right. And we are only in the 3rd grade...

by von groovy September 15, 2017