The Celine Dion

The act of tattooing "My Heart Will Go On," made famous from the 11 time Academy Award winning film "Titanic", above ones genitals... Then ending sexual relations with ones partner by ejaculating on their face and then revealing another tattoo under the shaft that reads "YOUR FACE."

Leonardo Di'Caprio expresses his love of painting on faces by removing his pants and performing "The Celine Dion" in a scene from the "Titanic." He says, "I want to paint you."

by CumDumpster March 14, 2012

Clingy

When an adorable lovable person constantly touches you to show that they're compassionate & care about you. These people aren't out to get you, or are weird or want a weird sexual relationship with you, they're just very loving & caring people. Don't be rude, they're just showing they care. If being clingy is a bad thing to you, you need to see a psychologist soon.

Eric : She's hot but she's to clingy, I don't wanna date her.

Jon : Dude, she touches everybody. She's just being nice. Your crazy ..

by olizu May 19, 2010

clingons

Any debris that clings to the hair around one’s asshole. This could include, but not limited to: poop, cotton balls from underwear, other ass crack hair that tangles in on itself, etc… It is synonymous with DINGLE-BERRY

Before sixty-nine, it is good hygene to wash your ass of all CLINGONS.

by Drew October 20, 2004

paint the ceiling

Whack off. Most commonly in a lazy boy armchair.

I think im gonna stay in tonight, pop in a porn and just paint the ceiling

by Col. John C. Hosebag July 18, 2006

g-string cling

The condition where the string of your thong wedges itself firmly in your butt crack. Common when a large woman is wearing a size "small" thong.

Art: "Dude, check out that fat whore over there yanking on her underwear!"
Evan: "Dude, she's got a bad case of g-string cling! Throw her the needle-nosed pliers!"

HAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAAAAAAA!!!!!

by g-othermal October 17, 2008

clingy

A Boyfriend/Girlfriend/Significant Other who doesn't know the definition of "space"

Christina is wayyyy to clingy.

by SucksForYou May 6, 2009

Celine

The most beautiful/sexy girl (ho bag) in the world!

"Man, I'd like to tap Celine all night!"

by matthew murphy April 30, 2006