cream castle

A shitty airbnb in Mormon country that smells of cat piss, with a very odd nonsensical floor plan, hidden basement, a demon drawing on the wall and bathrooms with no walls but a bidet. And a questionable hot tub. That happens to be cream colored.

Are y’all ready to head back to the Cream Castle? We have shredded all day in Park City and I can’t feel my toes. Need a hot tub dip.

by Cream Queen December 13, 2020

Bouncy castle

When you get done having sex and are filled with his kids

He filled me up like a bouncy castle

by Sawyer Tom December 22, 2021

disco castle

A beautifully decorated dwelling in which fashionably dressed cocky men throw incredible parties that beautiful women attend. The adult version of a frat house.

Ex. 1: OMG did you see those instagram photos of Tiffany? She was at a disco castle party.

Ex. 2: If you're looking to meet a bunch of fratty men just go to a party at the disco castle.

by Brittanika October 29, 2019

Castle J

Son Seongjun is best known by his stage name Castle J he is the leader of the Kpop group M.C.N.D. He is loud as fuck and will still your heart with obnoxious but necessary random noises. He’s not flexible by any means , but is good at everything else…except singing however he’s working on that.

Castle J make purple flames.

by SonLeeJade January 19, 2022

tp castle

A way to insult dumbass village people who panic buy dumb shit like toilet roll.

Why don't you fuck off back to your tp castle

by anon.gcfgv755r March 14, 2020

castle hasslin'

the largest possible scale of hasslin'.

friend mad at you for smoking too much weed
reply: you're castle hasslin' man

example 2: this site is hasslin' my castle because i have to put commas between the tag words

by Courtney Breanne February 21, 2008

Castle dog

A boner.

just wipe off your greasy hands on one of the castle dogs

by VGK June 10, 2018