low carbtarded

When you are on a low carb diet and feel like your brain is off

I ate 10 grams of carbs today.. I feel low carbtarded

by Muy mal September 14, 2013

grimesy corkboard

dry, harsh, arms, undesirable... but mostly "dry".

Catherine: Ewww, that is disgusting! Why is Wade making us do such a gross job?
Rick: I don't know, but that is TOTALLY grimesy corkboard!

by Dick Rage September 6, 2008

cardbaord crack

magic the gathering. the nickname was created by the same person who said more C.O.K. than your mom can handle. C.O.K. stands for Champions of Kamigawa

magic the gathering rules

by druggie January 18, 2005

cardboardist

A pussy eating lesbian.

quit being a gay cardboardist

by canIwatch January 23, 2010

cardboardly

In a very cardboard manner.

The Harry Styles cut-out cardboardly scribbled his notes from the meeting.

by CHC1 March 1, 2018

Cardboarding

When a redneck can't follow the assembly instructions for IKEA furniture so just burns it and uses the packaging boxes instead

Brian is so stupid he's cardboarding his divorce settlement

by Fididdly September 28, 2018

cardboardify

The act of making a food into a cardboard-like state.

“This school managed to cardboardify these fries, now didn’t they?”

by yesmaamsirmaam November 15, 2021