captinpuffy

captinpuffy. man! arent they amazing? i mean holy cow, he is such a cool mutual! CAPTINPUFFY MY FRICKEN BELOVED!!

someone: who is this your mutuals with?
me: oh thats captinpuffy! you should boost their account and follow!
someone: will do!

by chedderch3se September 10, 2021

Caution-tape cutie

When a love interest exhibits so many red flags it’s like there’s metaphorical “do not enter” police tape surrounding them.

Remember how she was drunkenly fucking that homeless guy a decade younger than her when first met her and also how you got your nose broke on your first date with her? Yeah bro, she’s a caution-tape cutie.

by Mojaz January 17, 2022

Captin

Not a captain. Likes to think they are though.

Keegan’s not a captain, he’s a Captin.

by Ricjamez January 31, 2022

CAptian Asshole

He is most likely the biggest asshole you know and os the capian of all assholes, hence the name but who knows maybe he has a soft side and is just using tough love.

Person 1: Hey look it's captian asshole. Person 2: who, Andrew? Person 1: yep that's captian asshole

by SugarScruber November 10, 2022

CAUTION

A trendsetting, fashionable DJ who brings style and innovation to every event

CAUTION : Creative And Unable To Intentionally Observe Negativity

by Youri July 11, 2024

Cautionary tales

A cautionary tale is a story that gives you a warning or a moral lesson but do to social media and relationships it’s another form of giving people trust issues

Mike: Amy… i don’t trust Gina

Amy: why you say that?
Mike: because I saw this Tic Toker talking about this story time about him and his friends girlfriend “going” and it bothered me
Amy: Those are cautionary tales don’t take em to seriously, take caution to it, but not to the point it ruins your relationship.

by Melo2967 January 14, 2025

-ception

"Inception" is a slang term named after the 2010 movie about "a dream within a dream," originally meaning the establishment or starting point of an institution or activity. Now also gives birth to the suffix "-ception", indicating layering, nesting, or recursion.

The whole idea of 'selfie-ception' just makes me laugh; it’s selfies of people taking selfies!

by Emotional Cruiser August 10, 2025