Douche Cape

A bro wearing a Ed Hardy T-shirt, or something similar that looks like tattoos, to cover up their other tattoos. Coined by The Soup host, and stand-up comedian, Joel McHale.

Look at that douche cape at the bar.

by fallingingusto April 20, 2009

glistening cakes

a big juicy oiled up black booty

i got that ho naked and oiled her ass up. shit looked like beautiful glistening cakes

by the dchi cook August 28, 2010

Caesar

The Roman dictator was assassinated by JoJo Siwa in attempts to gain fame, but she was killed shortly after. 2000 years later she has risen again to reclaim her lost glory.

Jojo siwa killed Julius Caesar

by Heccing_Normie November 6, 2020

Joey Cape

The heart and soul of the punk band, Lagwagon. Also 1/5 of Me First and the Gimme Gimmes, lead vox of Bad Astronaut, Afterburner, and his own solo acoustic project.

"Everything Joey Cape touches turns into gold (musically)."

by Passsick November 25, 2007

Julius Caesar

The most gangster ruler of everyone's favorite Ancient civilization, Rome.
Said to have been killed on the Ides of March (March 15th) by a coup put together by Brutus and Cassius.
And they are now on the bottom layer of hell getting eaten by satan, as said by Dante's Inferno.

Julius Caesar: "I came, I saw, I conquered"

by Sheldon Jefferson January 26, 2007

Caesar

Usually a charmer. Funny and just plain pleasant, Caesar will make your day better by just having him in your presence. He's always honest, and if not, he'll admit the truth later, and have a reason behind what he said. He tries not to hurt anyone, although there are some people he cannot stand. He's generally pretty good at sports, and can sometimes get competitive, but never to the point of being ignorant. If he's your friend, then you are truly blessed. And if he loves you, don't you ever let him go, he's one in a million, you'll never find another quite like him. And if you love him, tell him, he should know, he likes to be aware of things. If you are in love with him, and he is with you, your love could be eternal, keep him close to your heart, no matter what.

Caesar flashed a smile my way and patted me on the head. Little did he know as he descended down the staircase, that no matter what he had said before, I was certainly falling in love with him...

by UntouchableLover April 12, 2011

canes

if something hurts, it canes.

"I have a back ache, it really canes."

by Dan Knowles February 28, 2008