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canine scale

Based on a man's age, this is a scale to classify men who prey on younger women to please their sexual appetite.

0-10: pup (too young)
11-15: mutt (laying around not knowing what to do)
16-21: dingo (just plain stupid)
22-26: fox (they think they're slick and sly)
27-32: jackal (jack ass)
33-40: coyote (almost ready to be serious)
41-50: wolf (salt and pepper but still sexy)
51+: silver fox (self explanatory)
Hugh Hefner is a silver fox on the canine scale, while George Clooney is right behind him as a wolf.
by RoxyStylist321 November 25, 2016
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Caimin

A total f@#cking knob
Don't be such a caimin!
by Nahndhe January 16, 2019
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Caning

As seen on many porn sights, a form of porn popular in japan that involves japanese men slapping or punching japanese girls' titties repeatedly, very hard.
Guy 1: Hey, why is he slapping her boobs?
Guy 2: Some weird type of porn called caning...
by Dr. Kazoo August 8, 2010
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Caim

i caim in her
by Soyboy September 23, 2020
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caiman

slang for fool or tool. Also a smaller version of an alligator.
"And in 1st place...the caimans! haha just kidding *everyone laughs*"
"Do you swim for the caimans?"
"Your such a caiman!"
by sillyfreshman April 11, 2004
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Candy Caning

Candy caning is when a girl is on her menstrual cycle, and she has sexual intercourse with a male. Afterwards she performs fellacio and sucks the blood off the penis. Then Switches back to having sex and the back to oral and repeat.
Jen comes home after a late night at the Bar to find Geb looking all hot and stuff!!! She could not resist despite being on her period. She had to have him so she starting Candy Caning.
by Snow Flake September 4, 2013
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The Canine Special

Liberally apply peanut butter to your dick and call over the family dog. Lick Fido lick! Good Dog. Arf!

Also reffered to as the skippy
by Matt May 13, 2005
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