fire caker

One who is beyond gay.

You are seriously a fire caker. Get away from me.

by Claytonitis August 17, 2007

Camera Rape

The act of sneaking a picture through a cell phone camera or regular camera at an unsuspecting woman in a compromising position.

When Heather bent over to pick up her books Mr.Perv snapped a pic of her fanny. Such a shame the she was camera raped.

by CUTigerfan January 14, 2008

camera whore

girl's that take pictures of themselves in mirrors and pointing toward themselves and put it on myspace then call themselves ugly.

I'm so ugly!
eww i look hurt.
comment- your such a camera whore.

by Aivdlkbvaj October 14, 2008

camerafag

Those who pride themselves in owning the most expensive photography equipment and image editing software available yet are not professional photographers. Camerafags are typically far more knowledgeable regarding the latest digital camera bodies, lenses, lighting equipment, and processing techniques than their professional counterparts, however, photography provides little to no income for them. Camerafags typically do their “shoots” for free in an effort to “get their work out there,” share their techniques and shooting secrets on their blogs and forums, and pride themselves in “editing” and watermarking even the quickest of snapshots before posting to their favorite forum or distributing them to friends or family members. It isn’t uncommon for camerafags to have more expensive or sophisticated gear than their professional counterparts or even “beater” digital SLR cameras that they use when they don’t want to damage their more expensive equipment. A camerafag’s worth is measured by the size of his battery grip or the value of his lens collection. Camerafags are also often considered camera savants among their peers. Interestingly enough, not all camerafags are good photographers.

That guy is such a camerafag, he won't even let me see our photos from our trip to Disneyland until he "edits" them.

Look at the camerafag shooting his daughter's piano recital with his Nikon D3 and $2000 lens. All of the other dads brought their point-and-shoots.

by camerafag January 6, 2010

caker

insulting name for Canadians, insinuating that they're dirty redneck trailer trash with beer bellies and a Ford truck full of weed.

Joe Johnson is a beer-sucking hockey-loving caker.

by GladI'mNotACaker March 7, 2005

Meet Me At Camera Three

Made popular by the Daily Show with Jon Stewart. When you have a one on one conversation with someone where you blatantly criticize their decisions or ethics.

"Lisa, you can't keep kicking puppies. Meet me at camera three."

by markismyfish January 31, 2007

Ball Cage

Describes the protective "cage" you form with your hand around your balls when somebody (possible a sibling or friend) wants to throw, shoot, or hit you with something. In your mind you have concluded that this projectile will cause minimal damage if it hits most places on your body; however you have also concluded if it happens to hit your sack, it could cause major damage, projectile vomiting, and possibly public shame. So with fingers spread wide and slightly curled in, and every muscle in your hand flexing to absorb the possible blow, you stand there like an idiot, and let something hit you. But it's OK because you know deep down in your heart that at least your balls will live to see another day.

"Hey man take off your shirt and let me shoot you with my paint ball gun from across the yard."

"OK!" (walks across yard and turn around)

(friend FIRES quickly)

"WHAT THE FUCK MAN!! WHY'D YOU SHOOT I DIDN'T EVEN HAVE MY BALL CAGE UP YET!!!!"

by McFool April 30, 2010