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Turd Burgaler 

A person who goes into the bathroom, and tries to open your stall door over and over, even though it is obvious that someone is in there; causing you to tense up and cut off any turds in progress.
I was trying to take a dump at work, when a turd burgaler walked in and interupted me.
Turd Burgaler by Heywood Jablomee January 8, 2004
Related Words

Tird Burgerler 

A person who does not know how to spell the words turd and burglar. Not to be confused with a turd burglar, although it is likely that many turd burglars are also flagrant tird burgerlers.
Tird Burgerler by Bingley February 18, 2008

turd burgle 

(v) To be ripped-off by a turdish individual; to be jipped by an asshole, douchebag, or dickhole
I just got an '03 Civic from the used car lot and it overheated on the drive home! Taking it back to get them to fix it... Hope they don't try to turd burgle me.
turd burgle by Bozo McScrotus October 28, 2015

beans and burgers 

the food of the gods. made by bald martin himself for his retarded step-son Morgan Hudson. EPIC
and for you Morgan... It's beans and burgers

Burgdorf 

Wilhelm Burgdorf is a Nazi general featured in the Hitler Untergang parodies and is characterised as fast-talking boozer, boyfriend of Hans Krebs and erratic man who likes to shoot on others with his super weapon "Pistole of Armageddon" for no reason. Furthermore he loves to sing, especially when he's drunk (so always). He doesn't like Fegelein and calls him an opportunist and careerist.

Like Hitler and Goebbels he is also a notable ranter in the bunker.
Burgdorf (sings): Poor old maaaaaan

Hitler: This men stay in the room: Keitel, Jodl, Krebs und Burgdorf.

Burgdorf (talking really fast): Mein Führer ich kann nicht zulassen dass...
Hitler: SHUT THE FUCK UP , STUPID BOOZER!!! I'LL USE MY PENCIL OF DOOM NOW!
Burgdorf by FLEGELEIN!!!! March 10, 2017

Burgeristan 

The United States, the land of the free and the home of the brave A BIG SIC

Synonym: Burgerstan
Never read Wikipedia. It's a forum for burgers to throw tantrums at best and a very terrifying covert Burgeristani propaganda operation at worst.
Burgeristan by #LGCC9CCPP August 1, 2021