To bruise her / his / it's spine

This describes the act of penetration so deep that it could in fact bruise the individual's spine

how would you like me to bruise your spine?
Christ, I'd like to bruise her / his / it's spine

by Markdkny May 23, 2007

qualude bruise

unexplicable bruises appearing on the body, especially on the shin, knee and thigh, after a night of heavy partying. The marks occur at the cooresponding height of the furniture in the home, like cocktail and dinner tables, chairs, doors and door frames.

This morning when I awoke, there were bruises on my shins and knees, and I can't remember how I got them. Must have been a hell of a party to get all of these qualude bruises.

by uncle tim March 16, 2008

bradson

Better than Alan

Bradson is better than Alan

by Lol get reKt January 14, 2018

jbl john bradshaw layfield

The reason why Smackdown sucks at the moment. The fact that the writers lets this guy hold the WWE title a couple of weeks before he struts around Germany saluting the Nazi is just stupid.

Also see Nazi.

All heil the nazi as he becomes the worst ever WWE Champion since Kevin Nash!

by Mister Ignorant July 14, 2004

JBL John Bradshaw Layfield

One of the most loyal, hard-working and superb wrestlers ever to grace the WWF/WWE. Since his change to the JBL character, he has developed enormously into a major talent in WWE programming and was most deserving of his 10-month reign as WWE Champion. He truly did not deserve to lose to Cena in such a short match at WMXXI after such a great tenure.

JBL is one of the all-time greatest, and, I'm telling you, if he hit you with a Clothesline From Hell in real life, you would most definitely be finished!

by Gavin Anderson April 25, 2005

bruise

A verd. Eqivalent of burn, to diss someone. An insult used by the third party after first part makes fun of a second party.

George: That lady is hawt.
Paco: Your mom is hawt.
Jeffy: BRUISED!

On man, you got bruised!

That's a bad bruise!! Hahahahahahahahahahaha!

by Jumping Bean October 18, 2006

Brodsky

A masturbation position involving the male stretching their flaccid penis back into their anus, then allowing it to become erect, causing intense, but pleasurable, pain.

James: Is Matt coming to the movies?
Tim: No. I heard he injured himself pulling a Brodsky last night.

by HoodcraftTM May 3, 2018