Brenden

An amazing human being. Even if he’s a lil’ broken, you will love him to the end.

Generally very cute and a redhead.

“Who’s that?”
“Oh that’s my boyfriend, Brenden”♥️

by Delysiaf November 14, 2018

slut bride

A girl who has sex with at least one other man on her wedding day (known or unknown to her new husband), specifically performing some or all of the sexual acts while wearing her wedding dress.

Kath loved the thought of being a slut bride, having the first dance with her new husband after another man has fucked her and cum all over her wedding dress.

by okguyxx February 12, 2014

bridezilla

A horrible selfish chick who will be getting married.

Hey, that horrible selfish chick who will be getting married is a bridezilla!

by lexicographer Noah Webster September 10, 2009

Breeder

A (straight) person who’s only purpose in life is to reproduce. Other than that they’re useless.

Jayden: Did you hear that conversation between Jessica and her parents?
Brandon: Yeah they were talking about how she should have kids
Jayden: that’s so messed up, she’s only 12, she shouldn’t even be thinking about that yet
Brandon: True but she’s a breeder so it’s her only purpose in life anyways

by shutupstraggot23 July 13, 2020

Bridesburg

The shittiest neighborhood in Philadelphia. Has all pussies who think the rumble and have drug dealers such as Damien Wilson and Dallas penn.

Bridesburg was just on the news for the worst neighborhood in the US.

by Thomas Wright December 18, 2017

Foodcourt Bride

A young, generally Eastern European, Hispanic, or Southeast Asian woman who has legally come to the US to work a low-paying job such as at mall foodcourt eateries- but unlike American born counterparts, is still immediately trying to get married (most likely to secure full citizenship).

If she were still in her native country she'd be on several of the mail order bride websites trying to get over here.

Also called: Maid order bride and food order bride

The Bulgarian girl who works at Wendy's is a total foodcourt bride. Everytime I'm there she flirts, gives me free stuff, and asks me if i'm married and have kids. I think her visa's about to expire.

by Michael Goulis March 25, 2008

The Brenden

During oral sex, the male pulls out and ejaculates into the females mouth. She then spits it back in the males face as a way of getting back at him for past mistakes.

"That asshole cheated on me so, rather than breaking up with him right away, I gave him "The Brenden."

by ZdaRM October 16, 2011