Brendan

A guy that is a total prick who doesn't seem to shut up. He usually is known for preying on little children and is wanted in 39 states. He has a current world record for the world's tiniest dick. Like if you saw this guy's dick, you would say, "Shit! That guy has got one small wiener!", which is why most consider him more woman than man or some kind of wierd shit in between.

Guy 1: "Wow what the hell is that?!"
Guy 2: "That's a Brendan, stay away from those.
Guy 1: "Thanks for the advice man, you are a life saver!"

by Ersome person December 6, 2013

breadator

One who is so bountiful that they waste food, often by throwing it or threatening others with it.

"Yo, step shy to the kerb bro, I hear there's a breadator round this hood."

by Tom,Tom and Tom March 3, 2004

Brendan stevens

A derpy little prick who shows off all the time and thinks he's street when he's upper middle class.
All in all a show of and a twat.

"your such a fucking Brendan Stevens"

by get out of my swamp July 31, 2016

Braedann

A petty, self-centered person. Someone who is under the impression that the world revolves around them, and seeks to eliminate those who hold a different view.

Jackson: “Dude, did you meet that Braedann girl?”
Johnny: “Yeah man, she wouldn’t shut up about herself!”

by Bar-B-Q Brisket June 2, 2020

Braedan

That one retarded white kid, whose hair is absolutely garbage, thinks he's good at basketball and run from obese kids.

"Hmm, Braedan? Isn't he that kid who's really retarded and run from ducks?"

by NotBraedan April 24, 2019

Brendan

Have you ever met a Brendan? Well, if you haven't, Brendan is a pretty cool guy. All the girls like him but don't have the guts to tell him. He always has the best hair, even when he wakes up. His hair is beautiful and everyone is jealous. He is really popular at school but he doesn't know. Brendan can be sweet at times but can tease others like nobody's business. He will tease is siblings all day. Brendan has some pretty odd friends. He is adorable and is not a big fan of school. He doesn't have the best grades and scores. But that doesn't mean he is dumb. Brendan is very intelligent, but doesn't give his all.

Brendan has the best hair I have ever seen, Im so jjealous

by LeilaBirdy December 17, 2019

Braedan

A tall, lanky asian dude that constantly is trying to hit on girls. He continuously eats large quantities of food at lunch while spewing racist remarks and anime.

“Ew do you see that braedan over there”
“Do you mean the one taking about turning black people into roasted marshmallow”

by Niggercheese March 8, 2019