bogus gasman

wee fanny that goes round pensioners houses to rob them, theyre usually neds or pedos

guy 1-‘open this door for i am a bogus gasman here to ransack ur hoose’
guy 2-‘no for i have this magic peephole’

by davidmurphy September 4, 2019

Baloney Bonus

The act of wrapping your johnson in lunch meat before putting on a condom in order to give her that extra bit of girth.

It was my girlfriend's birthday yesterday so I hooked her up with a baloney bonus when she got home from work.

by Baloney Bonus June 28, 2012

Bonus Waffle

n. The waffle you get the morning after your one night stand. Something between an added bonus, consolation prize, and mechanism for politely insisting that you leave.

A bonus waffle might be any breakfast item. A literal waffle, yes. A pop tart, perhaps. Even a fruit. But not more sex.

by RobertFreeman April 22, 2013

Curl Bops

The act of placing a man between your arms and proceeding to give him fellatio while simultaneously exercising your biceps.

Jamal: That was a great workout.

Tyrone: Yeah, I know. I almost jizzed before you finished.

Jamal: Next time I'll take it easy on you. I know you're still learning how curl bops work.

by ChocoMilk1 May 19, 2011

christmas bonus

in which a man is having sex with a woman, and, upon reaching orgasm, withdraws from her vagina, ejaculates on her face, and slaps a bow on her head.

"suzie might not have gotten the raise she wanted, but i gave her the christmas bonus."

by eric williams August 12, 2006

bofus

Contraction for "Both of us"

"If 'yo mama find out, she skin bofus alive!"

by fastfrank August 28, 2005

bogus

1. Something that you can't believe that is actually happening because you think it is that dumb.

2. False, not true.

Man, I can't believe that we have marching band practice at 8 in the morning.

I know it's completely bogus!

by bobby27104 August 18, 2011