Bong Shui

In ancient times, Bong Shui, was known as "Kan-Yu" which means stoned or extremely high according to The Law of Heaven and Earth. Today's Bong Shui schools teach that it is the ancient Chinese practice of placement and arrangement of space to achieve extreme highness or complete stonedness with harmony with the environment. Bong shui literally translates as "In haling pot through wind-water." This is a cultural shorthand taken from by Guo Pu of the Jin Dynasty.
The Smell of the weed water that rides the wind stops at the boundary of carpet when spilled and will never come out.
Bong shui is a discipline with guidelines that are compatible with many techniques of agricultural planning as well as internal furniture arrangements while involved in the act of smoking pot. Space, weather, astronomy, and geomagnetism are basic components of Bong shui. Proponents claim that Bong shui has an effect on health, wealth, and personal relationships and weight gain due to munchies.

I angled my couch in accordance with Bong Shui and the afternoon sun is no longer a buzz kill.

by T. Crnko November 29, 2007

Shlong bong

An instrument that is used to smoke cannabis. This particular instrument must resemble a penis, otherwise it will just be classified as a bong, which will decrease both the value and appeal. (the herb is placed in one of the wrinkles on the scrotum and the smoke is inhaled out the dick hole)

Yo foo, I just got this kick ass Pink Floyd cd. How about we pop this sucka in and break out the shlong bong

by Steven wallaceson May 10, 2009

atomic bong

what jamaica has instead of the atomic bomb

Jamaica would never make an atomic bomb. They may make an atomic bong. But I'd rather fight a war with the atomic bong because when the atomic bomb goes off there's devastation and radiation, when the atomic bong goes off there's celebraaaaaation!"
-Robin Williams

by Da_Mole May 5, 2006

Bong Jamming

When a group of musician get together, smoke an incredible amount of hash, and spontaneously play music without having any idea what direction anyone is going in musically. The end result is usually a song or noise. This is a method used by all the classic rockers of the last generation. It can be easily repeated without the bong, which i prefer.

"Hey I just started a band and we're going to do a shitload of covers until we are at Bong jamming Level."

The command Radio's Daily Routine

by The yellow ranger of truth October 11, 2008

Bong Buddy

A person you share your experience of smoking pot with. Usually Bong Buddies are very close.

My friend Cameron and I are Bong Buddies.

After I won the pool game, Jordan wanted to be my Bong Buddy.

by JordanCombs July 11, 2012

Latin Bong

The lord of all bongs, an ancient artifact from the Roman Empire over 2000 year ago. Found in the Ecce Romani textbook, the Latin Bong can be identified by its swirly down-stem. The Latin Bong high is like no other you’ve ever experienced. The Latin Bong is very exclusive, but remember- anything can be a bong if you make it🍃

Dude, Davus hit that LB (Latin Bong) so hard he didn’t wake up the next morning.

by you’ll never know who February 28, 2023

bong nap

when you're passing a bong around and suddenly the circuit is stopped by someone resting their head on the bong. It also happens when everyone is too high to realize that someone is just sitting with the bong in their lap not smoking

Concerned smoker: Ashley pass the bong! what are you doing?
Ashley: sorry guys I'm just taking a short bong nap

by xtinuh December 30, 2011