Bonus Waffle

n. The waffle you get the morning after your one night stand. Something between an added bonus, consolation prize, and mechanism for politely insisting that you leave.

A bonus waffle might be any breakfast item. A literal waffle, yes. A pop tart, perhaps. Even a fruit. But not more sex.

by RobertFreeman April 22, 2013

christmas bonus

in which a man is having sex with a woman, and, upon reaching orgasm, withdraws from her vagina, ejaculates on her face, and slaps a bow on her head.

"suzie might not have gotten the raise she wanted, but i gave her the christmas bonus."

by eric williams August 12, 2006

bogus

1. Something that you can't believe that is actually happening because you think it is that dumb.

2. False, not true.

Man, I can't believe that we have marching band practice at 8 in the morning.

I know it's completely bogus!

by bobby27104 August 18, 2011

bogus

mean, rude, or inconsiderate. The word is just as often used for praise as for disdain.

-Girl, you know he dumped her on her birthday?
-That shit bogus.

-You did not just make fun o' her dead mama. You is so bogus.

by Terence H May 10, 2007

bodusy

Smell of Booty, Dick, and Pussy

It smells like Bodusy up in this bitch

by Crackalacker July 31, 2003

Bogus Frat Boy

A bogus frat boy is a fraternity member who is self-centered, a pot head, a gambler, a cheater, a liar, a coke head, a popped-collared mofo, an overcompensating testosterone-induced meat head, is shady and goes behind their other "brothers" backs to date their ex-girlfriends and cares about nothing but himself and his "brothers." He also spanks his "brothers" asses with paddles and gets so drunk that he pumps his matress full of urine.

99% of all frat guys.

Bogus frat boy is a lifetime appointment, much like the herpes or genital warts they likely harbor. Treatable, but never cured.

That popped collar, polo wearing mofo has bogus frat boy written all over him.

by bandn September 1, 2008

bonus ball slap

In a pornographic film, or in real life, when the male's scrotum is long and loose, and is riding a female hard, the balls will slap against the female's body, created an additional slapping noise, hence, the bonus ball slap.

Listen to that bonus ball slap.

by sir poopiepants April 4, 2006