Blockborg

The correct way to say "bloxburg"
Used by our bread king himself

Welcome to Blockborg

by Ahumanthatexists September 12, 2020

Crowd-block

When you're in a rush, and are repeatedly blocked by a lot of people who are standing in your way.

"Man, I missed the bus. I was totally crowd-blocked..."

by Rassjo March 6, 2010

hop block

(Spinoff of "cock block".) A hop block occurs when one person impedes another person's attempt to drink beer. Usually a spouse/significant other, but could be any friend, co-worker, or a complete stranger.

I had the bartender's attention for a moment, but the hot blonde at the other end of the bar keeps hop-blocking me.

I can't meet you to watch the game today. My wife pulled a major hop block by scheduling a hairdresser appointment, and I have to watch the kids.

by Mike E Me July 15, 2010

Crop Block

When a friend Cock Blocks you by Crop Dusting the area where you are talking to a girls at the bar.

"Damn it. I can't believe he Crop Blocked me last night."
"What do you mean?"
"He kept farting and Crop Dusting the whole bar last night and that made the girl I was talking to leave."
"That Sucks"
"Yeah what an asshole, I had that chick in the bag until I got crop blocked."

My married friends find it humorous to eat Chipotle prior to going out for the sole reason of Crop Blocking me while talking to girls at the bar.

by Wan-Stamos January 14, 2011

Lead Blocker

A large person you follow behind to get to the front of a crowded bar. Similar to how a running back follows an offensive lineman in football.

Chris: I've been waiting in this line for like 10 minutes, how'd you get drinks so fast?

Geo: I used Duke's giant girlfriend, Stacey as my lead blocker to push to the front.

Chris: She's quite the battering ram.

by ckwon December 27, 2011

Booty blocker

The wander ass son of a bitch who keeps getting in the way of the chick's ass you are trying to get a look at.

I was trying to check out crissie's ass but booty blocker bob kept getting in the way. Bob needs a good pipe beatin'.

by Mike Cheezmar December 16, 2012

cock block o'clock

That moment when someone or something prevents you getting laid.

We better hurry up and fuck! My roommate is due home soon and it will be cock block o'clock.

by Loke E. Coyote August 25, 2013