Bifty

Alternative term for spliff, along with joint and doobie.

Weed rolled in a king skin or single skin, can be coupled with tobacco.

Dude, Im so high, want another Bifty??

Thats some amazing Bifty.

by NuclearMeercat June 16, 2009

Blint

Belly Button Lint

Jon picks and eats his blint.

by kube311 June 9, 2009

blither

To act like a maniac, fool or an idiot. As in blithering idiot.

Chill out, you are starting to blither.

by capt September 26, 2003

bifter

A bifter is basically a marijuana cigarette, a really big one.

Nar dan, Gimme a toke on that phat bifter!

by Anonymous April 10, 2003

Bliff

The dark circle around the anus. As a verb, to give a rim job.

Me: "Dude. I totally bliffed that chick last night. It was total 360 action."
My friend: "Bro!"

by Urbanch1ckt1onary February 14, 2021

shit-blistering

You inject your lover's feces under your skin and wait untill it festers and blisters; Then you rip the blisters open with your teeth, and lick up the festering shit.

I got several nasty infections from shit-blistering with John.

by Jeremy July 11, 2003

BLAFT

Acronym standing for:

Body
Legs
Ass
Face
Tits

BLAFT is the most accurate scale of a woman’s attractiveness known to man. Each category ranges from 1-10; with 1 being the most unattractive physical feature imaginable and 10 being completely flawless, respectively. Each category is completely independent of every other category. After all categories have been judged* by at least 2 persons**, they will be added up and multiplied by two (2). The resulting number will be equivalent to a percentage in where 100% would be the perfect*** woman.

*BLAFT only takes into account physical features. Absolutely NO personality or intelligence is taken into account.

**BLAFT may only be done by men. No woman is EVER to be made aware of BLAFT.
***It is said that if a woman is accurately judged to be a “100” space and time would unravel.

dude 1: "Dude! lets BLAFT that chick walkin her dog, she looks pretty hot."
dude 2: " Alright man, B:7. L:8, A: 8, F:7, T...9!"
dude 1: "Ok so shes a... 78."
dude 2: "Nicely done. she seemed like an 80's chick, but BLAFT doesnt lie. Still, kudos to you miss 78."

by c3!MUSTC!TV!C3!!!!!!OOO BABIII December 29, 2009