When the toiletautomatically flushes while you are still sitting on the seat and water splashes on your butt.
I was just minding my own “business” and was butt blessed when the toilet automatically flushed. Amen!
by HoHeidiHo December 27, 2018
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Get the Dr. Bless mug.In the movie Noah, Emma Watson is given the blessing of Methuselah, causing her to get pregnant and give birth to twins extraordinarily fast. To be Blessed by Methuselah means to be very fertile.
by Jack Johnson and Russ Turner September 21, 2014
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Tom: So did you bless your girlfriend last night?
Jimi: Damn right! I did the Rafiki's blessing just like in the Lion King Movie.
Jimi: Damn right! I did the Rafiki's blessing just like in the Lion King Movie.
by SeniorCornolio February 22, 2011
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Get the yur bless? mug.A pecan blessing is the act of an african american (or multi-cultured) male urinating on a caucasian woman's breasts then going about by rubbing his unshaven testicles in his own urine to then force this poor defenseless woman to suck and/or lick the testicles dry of his urine.
"My girlfriend gave me such a phenomenal pecan blessing lastnight that she suck my ball hair straight off"
by Belowmeh September 26, 2011
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