organ blender

A motor cyclist who is convinced that he is invincible and rides at maximum speed at all times. It is only a matter of time before he liquidises his internal organs in a major accident.
Jeez, did you see Steve on his CBR? That dude is a real organ blender, a waste of good kidneys if you ask me.
by Tube Alloys September 8, 2017
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Blender

When you're shitting and you masturbate then blend the semen with the shit.
Sean left a blender in my bathroom before he left.
by PopoMcdoo April 18, 2018
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Blender tender

A man or woman who purposely breaks other(s) hearts. Romantically.
Don Jaun was a blender tender
by Jiwoy Yomamah July 19, 2016
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Blenderred

The feeling of purity, relax and a clear mind.
"I've finished all my homework, I have no school tomorrow, nothing to worry about! I feel blenderred"
by whenwordsarentgoodenough November 29, 2015
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