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Mouth-breather

Damn they're such a mouth-breather
by spicyjfc August 27, 2022
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Pillow Breather

A being who receives coitus from behind.

This statement implies the persons face exists in a pillow when they are plowed. Reason being they breathe the air using the pillow as a filter.
I like to call her my little pillow breather. Had her face down rump upwards, hitting it from the posterior.
by Mrtacobell March 17, 2026
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Propane Breather

You have a fat chick eat a ton of spicy food, and when she farts she does it through a connected funnel that goes to your mouth.
You inhale it all, nuff said.
Gianna: I cant believe he let me do that to him!

Riah: Dont tell me he’s into feet or something

Gianna: No, he’s got a fart fetish, so I turned him into my personal Propane Breather.
by T.H.E. J July 23, 2025
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Butt Breather

A person who still smokes in 2025

The term draws from the 2025 “butt breathing” (enteral ventilation) human trials, where scientists tested delivering oxygen through the rectum to patients whose lungs could no longer function properly.
“Quit hacking up a lung, you butt breather.”
“Don’t queue up yet, the butt breather needs his smoke break.”
“Even with all the new research and treatments out there, he’s still a butt breather.”
“She says she’s quitting next week — classic butt breather line.”
by 219cry0 October 23, 2025
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Chinese fire breather

Really spicy and sticky poop that takes forever to wipe!
Oh bro, sorry I was in the bathroom for so long, I had a Chinese fire breather!
by BOBY SANCHEZ February 8, 2018
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hovering the bleachers

moving around in generally the right area;

playing it safe, covering your ass, overthinking the meaning of something to have multiple options to fall back on that are believed to be approximately correct.
(having guessed the meaning of an unfamiliar word with many synonyms based on context clues, asking if any were correct, and learning they were all at least decently accurate:)
I was kind-of hovering the bleachers with that one, anyway.
by Toa56584 October 22, 2024
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Alaskan Fire Breather

The act of shoving diarrhea in a person’s mouth and duck taping it shut. Then twist the persons nipples until it comes out of their nose.
by Dutchy4 February 26, 2025
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