A micro genre originaly created by the aggressive phonk artist "blastgrid". Blast phonk is a aggressive phonk micro genre, which is basicly aggressive phonk but 100 times louder. Most popular artists in this genre are: HUSSVRX, KmS, blastgrid, MXZ+ and oaktreehill.
by Letziu July 20, 2023
Having a wank until completion.
by namejeff January 02, 2021
by darleneblaster101 July 02, 2019
by pocketfrog April 16, 2011
Fingering a girl after eating spicy food (Wings, tabasco etc.) and accidentally forgetting to wash your hands.
The Catch is that you actually think that you're amazing due to the screaming until she tells you that it burns uncontrollably - then you do the math and figure it all out.
The Catch is that you actually think that you're amazing due to the screaming until she tells you that it burns uncontrollably - then you do the math and figure it all out.
I accidentally Fire Blasted my girlfriend last night...
Really?
Yeah, we were sitting there after i downed a dozen pickled eggs covered in Tobasco Sauce...
Her: Ooohhhh my godddd owwww
Him: Yeah wow is right you love it
Her: No it burns
Him: Oh woops...
Her: Woops what?
Him: Never mind Baby...
Really?
Yeah, we were sitting there after i downed a dozen pickled eggs covered in Tobasco Sauce...
Her: Ooohhhh my godddd owwww
Him: Yeah wow is right you love it
Her: No it burns
Him: Oh woops...
Her: Woops what?
Him: Never mind Baby...
by Boumeester June 02, 2006
"I don't know if it was the hot wings or the meatloaf, but I seriously have to blast a load"
"Somebody blasted a load all over the place in here! Damn, that's nasty."
"Somebody blasted a load all over the place in here! Damn, that's nasty."
by Severance August 11, 2006
by JD Christie February 26, 2004