razor blade shit 

when you take a long dump, but it has jagged material in it so as it makes it's way through your rectum it really does a number slicing up the walls of your anus.

"dude i had the WORST razor blade shit this morning! what the fuck did i eat last night, glass?!?!

razor blade shit by billy bats June 11, 2006

all blade no fade 

1. popular hairstyle in the early to mid 90s, where the bottom half of the head is shaved leaving a massive hair helmet up top with no fade in between.

2. a person that does a lot of talking with little finesse.

1. Ralph: Did you see Tom's mushroom cut?

Hector: Yeah I saw that George Washington lookin motherfucker, he's all blade no fade!

2. Horace: I was tryin to talk nice to that bitch and she tore me a new asshole!

Chad: Yeah man, she's all blade and no fade.

all blade no fade by Ldukey July 5, 2006

lightning blade

when you have sex with a girld and just before you cum you pull out and instantly thrust it again at the speed of lightning for the killing blow

Hey man how was the date?
Oh it was great although i had to resort to using lightning blade

lightning blade by Thefunnyguy124 April 22, 2018

Final Blade 

a well-known and well-meaning member on Neoseeker that is most widely known for his stubbornness and his tendency to say rather stupid things (about sex mostly); he sometimes goes by the name CFB as well

I heard that Final Blade is fueling another argument in the PS3 forum with his stubbornness.

Final Blade by GTA_Fanatic June 26, 2009

Mount&Blade Warband

Mount&Blade Warband is the upcoming expansion to Taleworld's Action/RPG/Strategy game, Mount&Blade.

Warband will enhanced Mount&Blade with additional armors, weapons, and even enhancements like improved artificial intelligence and graphics.

One of the key features of Warband is the addition of multiplayer battles for up to 64 players. Currently, there is a beta test for the multiplayer portion and many of the Taleworlds forum members have been chosen.

The release date is currently set for Q1 of 2010.

"I checked my e-mail this morning and I got invited to the Mount&Blade Warband beta!!!"

"With Warband, we can finally have some better freaking battles. No more 'run run run run run fight fight fight fight over'."

Mount&Blade Warband by BaldurThor August 27, 2009

double blade 

Filipino slang for a man who is bisexual

The way he walks and talks I am sure he is a double blade.

double blade by Dosvy May 10, 2009

switch-blade 

n., A knife with a blade that can be deployed by depressing a button, switch, or hidden mechanism. Switch-blade knives
vary in design; some deploy the blade in a linear fashion from the handle ("out the front") while others swing a blade
out in an arc from the side of the knife handle ("side opener").

Switch-blade or "automatic" knives vary
in legality from region to region. Gang
use of such knives in the American 1950s
prompted bans on such knives in several states that remain in force today.

Switch-blade knives are illegal in some
nations, such as Canada.

The term "automatic knife" has replaced
"switch-blade" in some knife collector
circles when describing modern designs.

Also "switchblade".

He drew a switch-blade knife from his pocket, and it snapped open with a report.

switch-blade by T.D. January 20, 2003