bored shitless

Recurring symptom from a 9-5 office job. Affected employees find themselves mindlessly wandering to the bathroom, only to sit dumbfounded on the toilet as nothing comes out.

Employee 1: Dude, are you okay? You're going to the bathroom a lot.

Employee 2: Don't worry, it's safe in there. I'm just bored shitless.

by credmond12 August 3, 2012

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Boring bored ppl who have boring lives who live in boring houses and boring towns who go to boring schools on boring computers and go on boring websites like boring urban boring dictionary.com and look up boring words like boring, bored or boring things. PS. Boring ppl bore me.

Jenna: I'm bored
Karen: Your boring me
Jenna: Good
Karen: Good!
Jenna: Good!!!
Karen: *starts singing spanish ABC song*
Jenna: *Passes out with bordom*
Karens mom: *Comes in and sings with karen*
Karen: *Throws a spanish ABC song party*

by Betsy and Sieanna October 28, 2008

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I am so bored

When you type “I am so bored” into google because the teacher is taking FOREVER to hand out one paper and you type in your thoughts into google using your phone.

You: I am so bored so I will type “I am so bored” into google and see what I find

by AgileToaster March 7, 2022

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what you are because you looked up bored in the dictionary.

Im so bored,im gonna look up bored in the dictionary.

by Bob!11111 July 27, 2009

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you looked up the word just like i did...enough said

after hours of trying to learn the guitar,watching cobrastarship vids on youtube and going on perezhilton.com&ocean up i end up here searching the word bored because i feel insanley bored right now...and you do to..

by hello to you July 29, 2009

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A state also known as boredom, where a person had absolutely nothing interesting happening at the current time. The disease of boredom spreads rapidly throughout humans. Some symptoms of boredom include sleeping, lying on the couch watching TV (even if there's nothing on worth watching), sitting next to a computer, or looking up random crap on urbandictionary.com. So, unless you were really expecting a REAL definition of the word bored, if you are reading this, you have been diagnosed with BOREDOM.

I'm so bored, I could poke Chuck Norris just to see his reaction.

by ILikeTrains123 June 26, 2012

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