bert bert

term of endearment, friend, homie, homeboy, my dog, pet

hey bert bert come over tonight

by Paul Oliveri October 19, 2008

Bert and Ernie

Sexual term when two dudes give each other hand jobs in separate beds.

Those two room mates are so homo, they probably give each other Bert and Ernies all the time.

by Intrepid Traveler April 12, 2012

bertieville

An environment where people are kept in employment, even though they are clearly incompetent and/or corrupt.

After Bertie Ahern an infamous and long standing Irish Prime Minister or Teascoich

"It's real a bertieville these days"
"It's a real bertie-ville out there"

by evildude-ie October 27, 2008

berthoud

The act of delegation and lack of responsibility. Otherwise known as bitching out.

Johnny: Go and take part
George: No that's not my problem
Johnny: C'mon don't be a Berthoud pussy

by Gozmatoz (LGBTQ+) March 9, 2017

Beertuition

-Knowing someone needs a beer before you ask.
-knowing your beer is gonna be knocked over before it is and saving it before it happens.

Dude, how did you know I needed a beer?
I was blessed with beertuition.

by Danpurple69 March 31, 2019

Beerter

Beerter: a system to exchange beers for services, concert or sporting event tickets instead of cash. Transferable to other people

My buddy helped me move last week. Instead of paying him cash. I gave him some beerter vouchers I passed along from an electrical job I did.

by Puckstop22 April 17, 2019

Bertie Bentley

A machine, a weapon, cannot be destroyed

John " fuck is that Bertie Bentley"
Sam " jesus christ, holy shit, get down before he decapitates us with his massive biceps

by Everynameistakenwtf November 10, 2019