The lesbian act of touching and rubbing each other's vaginas together. Usually not applied to attractive, porn-star quality lesbians, but rather the hefty, hairy, road-scarred bull-dykes. Also known as "Scissoring".
Hey Kurt, I'll bet that before those two gals brushed each other's mullets, they spent the morning bumping swamps.
by Jones Jones February 27, 2008
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Chad : Hey Steve im gonna room with you for a while the wifey threw me out OH MY GOD!
Steve : Hey Chad I was just Bumping Uglies with you mom! (wink)
Chad's Mom : GET THE FUCK OUT CHAD! Oh my god it's so BIG!
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Chad's Dad : Hey Chad I need to talk to your mom have you seen her?
Chad : Yeah she's over at Steve's apartment Bumping Uglies with him!
Chad's Dad : GOD DAMN'T THE HELL!
Steve : Oh Chad's Mom! Ahhhhhhhh! Ahhhhhhh! Ahhhhhh!
Chad : Hey Steve im gonna room with you for a while the wifey threw me out OH MY GOD!
Steve : Hey Chad I was just Bumping Uglies with you mom! (wink)
Chad's Mom : GET THE FUCK OUT CHAD! Oh my god it's so BIG!
Steve : Oh Chad's Mom! Oh Chad's Mom!
Chad : Oh Chad is gonna be sick!
Chad's Dad : Hey Chad I need to talk to your mom have you seen her?
Chad : Yeah she's over at Steve's apartment Bumping Uglies with him!
Chad's Dad : GOD DAMN'T THE HELL!
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A very talented fighter from England who won the TUF3 light heavyweight division. He currently fights in the Ufc.
Talker 1: Yo man, you gonna watch the michael bisping Vs Hamill fight?
Talker 2: oh yaa hamill will get killed.
Talker 2: oh yaa hamill will get killed.
by Joe XD August 21, 2007
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by mikeikes February 18, 2009
Get the bumping tacos mug.Michael Bisping is an English mixed martial artist, Who got the worst decision in the history of the UFC at UFC 75 against Matt Hamill. A fight that Bisping clearly lost. He then went on too fight Rashad Evans at UFC 78 this time no gift decisions came his way and he rightly lost.
Realising he was in a tough weight class he made the wise decision to drop down a weight class to middleweight. Where he has fought three fairly easy fights. The best fighter he has actually beaten is Chris "The Cripple" Leben. Michael Bisping is currently shitting himself as he is now lined up to fight Dan Henderson at UfC 100 if he is lucky enough to survive and gets another gift decision he will then face Anderson Silva for the title. With the obvious exception of Hendo this is surely the easiest path anyone has had for a title shot in UFC history.
Realising he was in a tough weight class he made the wise decision to drop down a weight class to middleweight. Where he has fought three fairly easy fights. The best fighter he has actually beaten is Chris "The Cripple" Leben. Michael Bisping is currently shitting himself as he is now lined up to fight Dan Henderson at UfC 100 if he is lucky enough to survive and gets another gift decision he will then face Anderson Silva for the title. With the obvious exception of Hendo this is surely the easiest path anyone has had for a title shot in UFC history.
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